Pretty much the coolest portable gadget ever made. It has only one button and everything else is operated by the touch screen. It's an ipod, a phone, and an internet browser. It can also be a remote control, computer mouse, electric razor, mouse trap, a taser, deodorant, hand grenade, a condom, wipes your ass, and gives you eternal life.
John: Yo, Mike, we're going to a nightclub to get some action. You bring the condoms?
Mike: No, I have my iPhone
The Kool Aid guy comes bursting through someone's house without warning, breaking their wall and screaming, "OH YEAH!!!". I remember when he did that he walked up to the kids and yelled, "OH YEAH!!!" and they would look all happy and walking up to them and I would be screaming, "AAAAHHHH!!!!! GET AWAY FROM HIM YOU STUPID KIDS!!! HE'S GOING TO GET YOU!!". Then they drank right out of him. Thats right, they drank his dirty bloody plaster filled juice while he was yelling, "OH YEAH!!!". Shouldn't they be more concerned with what their parents will do to them when they find out there is a huge hole on the side of their house? I don't think their parents are going to believe a dancing jug of fruit punch screaming, "OH YEAH!!!" crashed through the house and made that hole.
Kid: It's so boring here, nothing ever happenens
*Kool Aid Guy comes crashing through wall*
Kool Aid Guy: OH YEAH!!!
Kid:o_O *drinks dirty bloody Kool Aid*
Nintendo RS is going to be the most likely name for Nintendo's codename: Revolution. Nintendo RS stands for either Revolutionary screen, Or Revolutionary System. The Revolution is the only TRUE next gen game console. Sony and Microsoft think that just because they make the graphics better and the processor more powerful that means its better, But its not. Tech specs aren't important, Neither is HDTV. Nintendo focuses on gaming first, And Graphics second. There are two reasons why I said the Revolution will be the only true next gen game console. One is that it will be able to play games all the way back to its first game console. That includes NES, SNES, N64, Gamecube, And its own array of new games, This redefines bacwards compatability. The second revolutionary part of the Revolution, Is the controller. Its not a standard controller, You can control it by using the buttons, And by moving the actual controller itself in a 3D enviornment. This means that there are more possibilities for games than the Xbox, Xbox 360, PSX, PS2, And PS3 put together. The possibilities are endless. The Revolution will also come in at least 5 different colors and will be about the size of 3 DVD cases stacked flat on top of eachother. One of the best things about the Revolution is the free online play using WI-FI, This definitely beats the PS3's ability to use 7 controllers simultaniously. The Revolution is supposed to be priced between $99-299, Although Nintendo said it would be affortable, And below $300.00. Plus Nintendo makes the best games, Usually Sony and Microsoft only make boring sports and racing games, Plus the Xbox 360 and PS3 are too expensive. Just for fun, Go to www.ps3grill.com
Nick: Hey I got a PS3 for $854.00
Justin: I got a Nintendo RS for under $300.00
Nick: Yeah well, I got the next Grand Turismo game and I can play it with 6 other controllers
Justin: I got Super Smash Bros. Revolution and I can play tons of people online around the world for free
Nick: ..... I know you are but what am I
A controller that Sony hired Splitfish to make for their PS2. It looks like a mutilated version of the Nintendo Revolution controller. I guess Sony just had to rip-off Nintendo... again. One thing that Sony couldn't copy off the Nintendo Revolution controller was the ability to sense the 3D enviornment. If your wondering why the DualFX only senses a 2D enviornment, it's because it needs that crappy Eyetoy in order to work. Sony expects this to counter the Nintendo Revolution controller that everyone is getting exited to use in an FPS. It will end up another Sony flop anyway, sorry Sony, but you need to come up with your own ideas. Oh, and they're charging $60 for it.
NOTE: If you want to see the article and pic, search "DualFX" on Google news or.
Mike: Dude I got the DualFX controller for PS2
John: I finally got my Nintendo Revolution!!!
Mike: The DualFX can do the same thing and it only cost $60
John: That is kind of expensive for something that only works in a 2D eviornment
Mike: 2D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT ONLY WORKS IN 2D!!!!!!!!!
John: God takes pitty on you
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Matty: Hungry Hungry Hippos sucks. Who would want to watch a bunch of hippos swallowing little white balls?
The name of one of Sony's crappy products that the Nintendo DS has made almost twice as many sales because obviously Nintendo cares more about it's costumers rather than money. Alongside the PSpee, you can also use the terms Phony(Sony) and Gaystation 2(Playstation 2)Because Phony has no idea how to come up with good names that people can't make fun of. Sony is just full of money whores
Phony has just announced that it will make a PSPee 2, it will be more fragile, have an even more pathetic battery life, have he same crappy sports games as the PSPee 1, and yes, it will be more expensive.
One of the ugliest consoles ever made. Offering wireless dildos for controllers and the console looks like the next George Foreman grill. Made by a company (Sony) that puts spyware in their music CD's that makes peoples computers vulnerable to virus'. Sony also has ilegally advertised their PSP in Chicago by paying someone to make graffiti drawings about the PSP on city walls without permision. Also demostrating anti-360 propaganda by paying its Koyeo employees to spread rumors about the xbox 360 freezing, scratching discs etc. Sony is one of the most dishonest companies, they're are always using disgusting business tactics to bring down their more honest competitors such as Sega. There is always a big gap between what Sony says about their consoles, and what they actually show (such as E3, when they used a computer to make those graphics and say it was their PS3. Sony says other consoles break and explode, but dont mention that over 3 million of their sold PS2's broke, or the fact that a majority of their PSP's have an extremely low battery or dead pixels on the extremely sensitive screen that Sony charges $100.00 to repair.
John: Hey I got me a PS2
Larry: Sweet I got a PSP
John: Cool, but mine isn't working
Larry: Mine has a couple of dead pixels and scratches on the screen.
John: Did you try getting yours fixed?
Larry: Yeah, but Sony wanted me to pay $100.00 to get it repaired.
John: Yeah me too!!!
Larry: Should we still get a PS3?
John: Nah, the controllers look like dildos.