Owens

"Yea, you could come clean. Or you could pull an Owens and lie remorselessly"
by Jolly J May 17, 2004
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Owens

Sounded out term for an ONS, otherwise known as a One Night Stand. This involves picking up some whore in a drunken stupor at some dingy dive bar and banging her that night, only to wake up early enough to escape out the bathroom window when you're "taking a shower".
"Dude, I totally pulled an Owens last night. I was so ashamed I had to get wasted to tell you."
by privyninja September 15, 2009
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Owens

Being so inexplicably yet secretly creepy there is no other word to describe it other than being an "Owens".
Yeah, he was acting like such an Owens...
by Ooohhellomydearies July 28, 2011
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Owens

The female version of Alan from the Hangover (a retard)

or someone who use's excessive fake tan.
You see that girl Lucy, she's such a retard....what an Owens.
by L Pegs April 29, 2010
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Stronger than an 'own'. Stronger even than a 'pwn'. Owening is the ultimate domination of any activity or just life in general. Including but not limited to: Video games, smuggling peas, tonsil hockey with the ladies, Destroying random ships with the swing of your sword, growing some mean facial hair or just jamming out on the raddest sparkle ridden green guitar.
Chris Dane Owens holds the world record for the most consecutive and numerous Owenings.
by HotToTrottOcelot November 30, 2009
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Owen

A guy who is very loving. He is tall with dark hair and cares deeply for his loved ones. Everyone wants to be around him because he is smart, funny, athletic, and sexy. He is normally shy but once you get to know him he is the coolest person you could ever meet. You're lucky to know an Owen. If you know one, never let him go because he is very nice and will always be there for you.
Wow! Look at that guy! He's gotta be an Owen!

I wish I knew an Owen!
by all-American- July 07, 2014
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Owen is the type of person to always joke around. He never fails to act like a gentleman when he needs to, and has to have a little twist to it. But, he's hurt. He let his past get the better of him. He let's the stuff that he couldn't save haunt his dreams and makes him feel like he could of done something to help. But he's strong. He is one of the most strongest people I know. He never fails to bring a smile to everyone's faces. Especially mines. When he talks to anyone they all just stare in 'aw' because of how interesting he is. He also such a smart person. And if your his girlfriend then your lucky. He treats you like you're the only girl for him. He cares, (a lot) but in a cute way. He always let's you know how much he loves you and even gives you reasons as to why. He'll never believe that he's handsome but, Owen is one handsome devil ;). But, Overall. Owen is someone you can trust, with all your little secrets. He never judges you for who you are and will love you for who you are too. And he'll always make sure that you know. Owen is someone that you could never replace. He is someone who will never be replaced, Even though he has all these flaws. He's still an amazing person and still has a beautiful heart (even though he can be a bit of an asshole sometimes). Owen I hope you know who this is, If you don't I'm gonna be super duper mad (na I won't) I love you cutie
Me: I love you
Owen: I love me too
by idkkora December 16, 2017
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