The way one feels after gorging at Outback Steakhouse. The meal usually consists of multiple servings of bread, cheese fries, salad, porterhouse, and potatoes - all washed down with a few tall draft beers, followed by desert that is force-fed no matter the feeling of fullness.
the outback turtle is a special move used against horny homeless women that enjoy a can of hot creamed corn. You first heat the can of creamed corn up using an old lighter stolen from the gas station near your under the bridge hotel. Once the can is hot to the touch, you then insert your filthy dong into the can and stir the corn up using your turtle head. Then you have slow dirty turtle sex behind a dumpster as your partner is about to climax you then dump the hot creamed corn onto her turtle shell and yell cowabunga!
(noun) 1. A college football bowl game played on New Year’s Day, sponsored by the Outback restaurant chain. 2. American slang for a bedpan, and in certain regions of the Pacific Northwest it has come to refer to a toilet.
Jesco loves watchingthe Outback Bowl each New Year’s Day so much that he sits on one while watching it so that he doesn’t have to miss a single minute of it.
While performing coitus with a female partner, bent over an open window. The assistant waits patiently in a closet, waiting to perform the 'switcharoo'. At this point the male coitus switches with his assistance who takes over performing coitus. The original male then appears outside the window in front of the female, he then waves and hops away like a kangaroo.
Guy 1 (man): "We sure scared the fuck outta her lastnight"
Guy 2 (assistant): "Yeah aye, she didn't suspect an old Outback Switcharoo"