Oreo Blast

During sex, the man will raise both arms simultaneously. The man proceeds to make two fists and punch his female partner in the face. The man does this just as he is about to finish cumming. The cum is applied to the bridge of the woman's nose. The cum is the fillings, the black eyes are the sweet cookie outside.

I Oreo Blasted a homeless woman last night.

Oreo Blast by oreo blaster December 31, 2009

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Oreo Blast

Oreo blast is when you are doing anal with a girl and she BM's on the shaft of your penis right as your about to ejaculate, then you "blast" it all over her face and swirl it together with the tip of the penis/scrotum. The final product will resemble the tasty treat from sonic, hence the name.

Double stuff Oreo blast is when two gentlemen perform an Oreo blast simultaneously. This later technique is not to be taken lightly, and requires some practice.

I heard Chancy got oreo blasted by Davis, that's nasty.

Marcy likes to oreo blast twice a week, she's a FRIZEAK.

Amanda got double stuffed oreo'ed by Aamodt and DeShea, ouch.

Kyla, nah she won't let me do the oreo blast on her. She's not into weird shit.

Oreo Blast by UNKNOWNSENDER4857-GB September 24, 2009

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Oreo Blast

The act of blasting a huge cum load inside of someone's anus and having them fart causing little pieces of shit to shoot out casing the illusion of oreo cookies.

I accidentally gave someone the wrong Oreo Blast the other day. It was messy....

I love giving him and Oreo Blast because he knows how to work his blender.

Oreo Blast by Brandon221531 March 23, 2020

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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