1.A state above California, pronouced Ora-gin.

2.You can tell natives and vistors by the way they talk about Oregon.

Vistors: Look at those beautiful trees! WHATS THAT FALLING FROM THE SKY?? Snowboarding, how great is this?! BEACHS, this place has freaking everything! I wish I could live in this beautiful green state! CALIFORNIAS below it! AWSOME!

Natives: Fucking rain, I haven't seen the sun since last fucking year. Fucking snowboarding, you were cool the first time but it fucking snows everother day and who wants to drive three fucking hours to a mountain. Motherfucking beachs! Your always one degrees above freezing you fucking tease. Fuck you Oregon, theres nothing to fucking do here unless you like to fucking watch trees grow or swim in motherfucking freezing beaches, all we got is fucking shitty weed. Fuck Califuckingfornia, even if were a fucking boring state at least our states beautiful and us girls arnt whores with herpes.
Visitor: I love Oregon it's so at peace with nature!
Native: Fuck. Oregon. Try "being at peace with nature'' your whole fucking life, my life dream is to cut down every motherfucking tree I see. That what ''being at peace with nature does to you"
by A fucking native. January 20, 2011
Fuck you if you think we're all pale. Live in the Rogue Valley during the summer and tell us we don't get any sun. Most days are 100-110. Pale, my ass. But, uh, the hippie thing is true. In Ashland, anyway.

Don't go outside today, you'll get burned as soon as you step out. Turn up the A/C! We're in freakin' Oregon!
by Pancakes. November 25, 2008
The Maine of the west. Both state's biggest city is Portland, both are known for their wood, both are populated by nobody outside of the cities, in both states it rains all the time, and both are filled with white people.
Girl in couple: Do you want to go to Maine or Oregon for vacation this year?
Guy: What's the difference?
by BayardMiller January 09, 2010
Okay, I just have to clarify something. Oregon is beautiful and lush, but the summers are NIGHTMARES. Hot and humid and gross. You're either a hipster, poor, or filthy rich. And Portland is really gross and filled with homeless drug addicts and more hipsters. Barely any TV shows and/or movies take place here, and we have been called by Stephen Colbert "California's Canada". AKA, no one cares. Well, we do have Matt Groening, creator of The Simpsons, to be proud of.

Remember, this is all coming from a person who lives in West Linn, Oregon. I know.
Guy 1: Let's go to Oregon! It's nice and cold there!
Guy 2: Let's not and say we did.
by ManxShearwater July 29, 2011
Either the greatest or worst state in the US, depending on your point of view. On one hand it's full of liberals and hippies and youth, dominating cities like Portland, Eugene, and Ashland. All the other cities are generally conservative (ie shit hole Salem)

I can only speak for the liberal part of Oregon (which is a bit of a bubble), which I have a love hate relationship with. Love because there's definitely a very special sort of Oreogn person (laid-back, adventurous, outdoorsy, artistic) that you can't find anywhere else. Hate because the racial hypocricracy. These people preach diversity and tolerance but then ignore all of the racial problems in Oregon and instead focus on the enviornment.

I think everyone who classifies themselves as the 'Oregon Liberal' should really take a hard look around them (the lack of diversity, ignorant racial comments) and focus some of their time and energy on racial problems that are rampid in Oregon!
What? why would you cross burnside bridge in portland, Oregon? its just gangsters over there...
by Racial problems January 11, 2010
The place full of little college towns that wake up the whole city when they score a touchdown.

The closest mall is always at least an hour away.

No black people, just asians and mexicans.

Everyone talks to you, whether you want them to or not.

You'll always see someone biking, even if its raining outside which it probably is.

There's tons of local co-ops full of tofu brownies and old stoners with huge beards.

Schools that aren't funded, trees, and hippies. That's a normal city.
Oregonian: What exit are you from?

New Jersey Resident: You're a hippie. Go hug a tree.

Oregonian: Of course, thank you for your time.
by TheMountainousPioneer September 05, 2009
The state between Washington and California. That is all.
Dude #1: Whats that large gay landmass between washington and California that smells like dogshit hippies?
Dude #2: I heard its called Oregon
by ackleyp November 07, 2010

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