A close friend who you always talk to about your problems but never return the favour
The other day my girlfried broke up with me so i called my old friend out of the the blue and we had a operah moment and we talked for two hours,
Bit when he tried to talk to me about my problems i had to go and wash my hair ...
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).