One direction is the worst British band ever. They are terrible singers and they are really ugly. They are wanna be's. They steal quotes and stomps from other bands.
Person: let's kill one direction.

The world: YESSSS!!!!
by Sode no shirayuki June 27, 2014
Crappy Ass Pop/Boy Band act, only famous for winning The X Factor, who are really just another manufactured "band" put there for girls to go crazy over.
One Direction have no place in the world of music-and just like their predecessors (Bieber, Jonas Brothers, Backstreet Boys, etc.) their success will fade soon and within a year or two they will be all but forgotten.
by GaaraoftheDamned November 20, 2012
A Gay Boyband that wont be around next year.
They are a discgrace to music
Wow that band is shitty
Cant believe you listen to One Direction
by classicrock23 August 02, 2012
1 - 5 twats who extremely piss off any guy whose girlfriend is a 'directioner' and makes their lives miserable while they talk about how hot Niall is or how 'cute' Zayn's eyes are and all the while make the guy seriously consider leaving.

2 - The one main flaw in a perfect girlfriend - they could be beautiful, funny, caring, and loving, which would make them perfect except they're a 'directioner', therefore dragging down their credibility.
1 - (girlfriend) omg I love One Direction and am going to see their film and Niall is the hottest creature ever and I'd almost definitely leave you if he came into my life

(boyfriend) (thinking: please fucking shut up, this is literally the last thing I want to hear, I wonder if she realises she's making me feel like shit)

2 - (person 1) Oh wow I'm jealous of your girlfriend, she's lovely and funny and insanely hot

(person 2) Yeah man I agree with you, she'd be perfect if it wasn't for the fact she's a huge directioner

(person 1) Oh shit, I feel your pain bro
by Fishforsupper August 20, 2013
The gayest band to ever exist.They perform just for homosexual freak shows.
one direction is gay.
by Dude19777777 April 28, 2013
Also see Terrorist, Fag, Homosexual, Justin Beiber

A bunch of british fags who suck each other off and fist each other in the anuses. Somehow, these talentless fags make girls love them, similar to what that Justin Beiber fag does. All 6 of these buttfuckers (including Justin Beiber) need to jump in a pit and fuck eachother until they all just die of STD's they got from their fathers as a small child.
Guy 1: Hey man, what are you listening to?

Guy 2: This new band called One Direction, they're pretty tal--

Guy 1: (Interrupting) FUCK YOU FAGGOT! GO SUCK YOUR MUMS DICK AND DIE! You probably take dick in the ass from your cat, and I hope you die from cat HIV. When you die, I will fuck your daughter on your grave, and I will piss on your grave every day until I die, bitch.

Guy 2: :(

Guy 1: Pussy Faggot...
by mitchell1011 February 07, 2013
A band with a following of deluded fangirls with no taste in music. It consists of five ugly idiots who write songs with absolutely no meaning whatsoever, only to have unintelligent teenagers scream at them. They in no way compare to the likes of Fall Out Boy, or Panic! At The Disco. We thought Justin Beiber was bad, now we have 5 in 1.
Directioner: I LOVE 1D!

Real Bandom Member: *facepalm* Ludicrous. Absurd. You really like One Direction?
by NitroglycerinBOOM January 06, 2014

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