A British "Pop" Band composed of Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan, and Zayn Malik. The only reason I actually know this is because I literally can't go through one week without hearing how "hot" Harry is, or how Niall will always be better that Zayn, from a fangirl that irritates the shit out of me. I'll admit, they actually have decent voices, which is more than I can say for the Jonas Brothers. Yeah, remember them? Anyway, they don't remotely deserve the success they have achieved. They get people with real talent, like Tom Fletcher, to write their songs. And those are the ones that are more original than, ooh, I Love you baby, you're so beautiful, i see it, even if you don't. I think Skrillex's lyrics have more diversity than "What Makes You Beautiful."OK, so moving on to their fans. "Directioners." Yep, We give nicknames to fans now. (I wonder what we would have called fans of Led Zeppelin back in the day, Hindenburgers?) Anyway, One Direction fans stick to their band like a cult. They can be the most vicious people I know. I would say about 95% of One Direction Fans like them for their looks. I'll admit, they are pretty good looking. But if you are making money for your looks, then stick to modeling, and let 13 year-old girls drool over you then. You'd actually have some credibility for your work. So, you might be asking me, what about the other 5 percent? If they actually like them for their music, then they just have bad taste.
FanGirl: OMG! Harry is just so hot! He is so mine! I'm going to marry him and he's going to have my kids and we'll live happily ever after! *sigh*

FanGirl2: Uh, EXCUSE ME! Niall, is like, so better, and like, cuter than Harry! Harry is always, like, the front man, and Niall never gets any, like, credit for all that he does for One Direction.

Reasonable Person: You realize that neither of them are going to marry you, or go out with you, or have sex with you. They're most likely going to marry supermodels and then divorce them after 2 years, and then re-marry 3 more times until they just fall into disrepair and all the 10-14 year old girls in the world abandon them and drool over some other boy band. Now with that I will take my leave. *walks away while blasting Stairway to Heaven*
by Mr. Truth-Speaker June 19, 2013
1 - 5 twats who extremely piss off any guy whose girlfriend is a 'directioner' and makes their lives miserable while they talk about how hot Niall is or how 'cute' Zayn's eyes are and all the while make the guy seriously consider leaving.

2 - The one main flaw in a perfect girlfriend - they could be beautiful, funny, caring, and loving, which would make them perfect except they're a 'directioner', therefore dragging down their credibility.
1 - (girlfriend) omg I love One Direction and am going to see their film and Niall is the hottest creature ever and I'd almost definitely leave you if he came into my life

(boyfriend) (thinking: please fucking shut up, this is literally the last thing I want to hear, I wonder if she realises she's making me feel like shit)

2 - (person 1) Oh wow I'm jealous of your girlfriend, she's lovely and funny and insanely hot

(person 2) Yeah man I agree with you, she'd be perfect if it wasn't for the fact she's a huge directioner

(person 1) Oh shit, I feel your pain bro
by Fishforsupper August 20, 2013
The gayest band to ever exist.They perform just for homosexual freak shows.
one direction is gay.
by Dude19777777 April 28, 2013
4 British fags and 1 Irish fag. They are currently loved by all girls ages 6-13. They suck at singing and are taking over the U.S. even though nobody wants them here.
Person 1: Have you heard of the band one direction?
Person 2: Ya they are all gay and their music sucks.
Person 1: I know right.
Directioner (10 year old girl): They are so damn hot <333333 I love Harry he's my husband but he doesn't know it yet.
Persons 1&2: Fuck you.
by Thesexiestpersonalive June 17, 2013
A band with a following of deluded fangirls with no taste in music. It consists of five ugly idiots who write songs with absolutely no meaning whatsoever, only to have unintelligent teenagers scream at them. They in no way compare to the likes of Fall Out Boy, or Panic! At The Disco. We thought Justin Beiber was bad, now we have 5 in 1.
Directioner: I LOVE 1D!

Real Bandom Member: *facepalm* Ludicrous. Absurd. You really like One Direction?
by NitroglycerinBOOM January 06, 2014
-why I stopped going to Claire's
-the vile beast that ate away at my little sister's brain
-the reason I hate most of my grade
-the ONLY THING WORSE than Justin Bieber

-the only bad artist(s) that came out of England (congrats you just fucked it up for your whole country) (or Ireland I don't really care!! I can just see all the Nial fans now!!
"He's from Ireland!! Get your facts straight!!"

-Directioner(or whatever the fuck One Direction fans call themselves)
"Yeah, well I'm from America!! Go fuck yourself!"

-Me
"Ugh, we are never getting back together! like ever!!"

-Taylor XD
by #bossassbitch May 24, 2014
A stupid boyband within the ranks of Justin Bieber and The Jonas Brothers.
This group of 19ish year old guys (Harry,Liam,Zayn,Louis,Niall) make stupid music that can give you ear cancer.
However, contrary to J. Bieber, a very FEW number of their songs are alright.
Mostly fangirled over by 8-10 who spend too much time on the internet.
See also directioners
Girl 1: OMG! ONE DIRECTION IS LYK SOoOoO HAwT!1!1!!!
Girl 2: IKR!!1! AND ZAYNE IS LYK, SOoO KEWTTT!1!!
by thatsmartalec April 16, 2013

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