If you're a Directioner, you're probably a tumblr girl with so such swag it just might hurt.
Seriously, Directioners are the deadliest of fandoms, and only pinch people's bums on Wednesday.
We eat two bananas for a pound, and three for a euro. Eat carrots every chance we get. Remember that.
WE DO NOT LIKE SPOONS, BUT LOVE TO EMPTY THE FRIDGE.
Cats (pussy's) are our animal, and when we greet each other, we say VAS HAPPENING?!
Our cheekbones are incredible and curls run the world.
The Big Bad Wolf is our Friday evening anthem. (if you don't know, you never will)
HORAN THE WORLD?!
See, those Directioners are awesome
We're sorry that people are so jealous of us... but we can't help it that we're so popular.
Why are Directioners popular?
They can't help it.
The best fandom family full of sexually frustrated mofo's in the world that support and love four British, One Irish, homosexual boys who aren't actually gay. Otherwise known as One Direction.
We are also known as "the deadliest fandom."
"Our fans are called Directioners" -One Direction
Directioners aka Crazy fandom Army of Five sexy Lads. Dont dare you disturb their 5 boys you would receive death threats. Really Loves follow spree and always thirsty for new followers. They dream have 5/5 + 1D . And Likes making and reading fanfiction. Actually they were talented but most of them insecure and need god.
A : I ship haylor they look so cute
Directioners : Shut up shower of cunt nobody ask you i would ship ur ass to zimbabwe and kill your family !
People who love five wonderful boys, One Direction. They are very dedicated to them, and will do anything for them. You will know if you are talking to one if they use a face with"¡(" and ")¡" in it.
Sydney and Bailey:Omg! I saw Kevin today! ¡(°•°)¡
Bob:You are are an Directioners?
The absolute shittiest fan base to ever walk the planet. They're hated among the metal community for their horrid actions and hideous attitudes. Most Directioners question why no one likes them when it really is quite obvious.
Most Directioners like to think that they're funny by being rude and cruel to others, when really they're all just a bunch of butt hurt pre-pubescent twelvies. Most likely, if you act like a majority of Directioners, you probably need Jesus.
Directioners: Alex Gaskarth should kill himself because he's an emo fag.
Directioners: Mitch Lucker probably killed himself because he's a weak emo fag.
Directioners: Mitch's 5 year old daughter should kill herself because her dad was an emo fag.
Directioners: LET'S TREND #1DTOWARPED2013 TO PISS OFF ALL THE "SCENE" AND "EMO" KIDS
Everyone Else: Fuck you, you ignorant little twats.
Directioners: Why does everyone hate us?