The biggest pile of wank known to humanity. Each member in the boy band, stick each others genitalia in each others back passage. Forming a circle, whilst singing "This is what makes me beautiful."

Most girls say "me 4 harry styles" etc etc etc. When actually the boys don't even know they exist.

Nearly as gay as Justin Beiber.
Judith: "Ohhh, that was painful i just shat out One Direction."

Casandra: " Oh that smells awful, oh Judith that's disgraceful!"

Gerald: "Judith, let me see!"

*10 seconds later*
*Gerald vomits over Casandra's face whilst Casandra is in so shock she shits out Justin Beiber.*
by donkeyballs95 April 01, 2012

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk?
One direction!

Enough said.
by 2Pac4Lyfe July 31, 2013

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4 British fags and 1 Irish fag. They are currently loved by all girls ages 6-13. They suck at singing and are taking over the U.S. even though nobody wants them here.
Person 1: Have you heard of the band one direction?
Person 2: Ya they are all gay and their music sucks.
Person 1: I know right.
Directioner (10 year old girl): They are so damn hot <333333 I love Harry he's my husband but he doesn't know it yet.
Persons 1&2: Fuck you.
by Thesexiestpersonalive June 17, 2013

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Proof that you can take a dump, call it a song, slap some pretty faces on it, and get famous from it.

Also proof that said dump can be fought over by clingy bitches all over the world.
Harry: Come on, Liam, we'll be late!

Liam: Just hold up, I'm writing our next One direction song.

*Takes large and painful dump*
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A stupid boyband within the ranks of Justin Bieber and The Jonas Brothers.
This group of 19ish year old guys (Harry,Liam,Zayn,Louis,Niall) make stupid music that can give you ear cancer.
However, contrary to J. Bieber, a very FEW number of their songs are alright.
Mostly fangirled over by 8-10 who spend too much time on the internet.
See also directioners
Girl 1: OMG! ONE DIRECTION IS LYK SOoOoO HAwT!1!1!!!
Girl 2: IKR!!1! AND ZAYNE IS LYK, SOoO KEWTTT!1!!
by thatsmartalec April 16, 2013

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1 - 5 twats who extremely piss off any guy whose girlfriend is a 'directioner' and makes their lives miserable while they talk about how hot Niall is or how 'cute' Zayn's eyes are and all the while make the guy seriously consider leaving.

2 - The one main flaw in a perfect girlfriend - they could be beautiful, funny, caring, and loving, which would make them perfect except they're a 'directioner', therefore dragging down their credibility.
1 - (girlfriend) omg I love One Direction and am going to see their film and Niall is the hottest creature ever and I'd almost definitely leave you if he came into my life

(boyfriend) (thinking: please fucking shut up, this is literally the last thing I want to hear, I wonder if she realises she's making me feel like shit)

2 - (person 1) Oh wow I'm jealous of your girlfriend, she's lovely and funny and insanely hot

(person 2) Yeah man I agree with you, she'd be perfect if it wasn't for the fact she's a huge directioner

(person 1) Oh shit, I feel your pain bro
by Fishforsupper August 20, 2013

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Tone deaf british dudes with no musical talent whatsoever that gained popularity by being "attractive"
Stupid Directioner Girl: Omggg i get to see one direction in concert!!!!'

Smart dude: Get a life they suck
by HatersMakeMeFamous June 01, 2014

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