A phrase used to explain a situation where person is very infactuated with you and in return becomes somewhat of a nuisance.
"Oh my god, Michelle wont stop calling me! she is on my dick!!!"
by Justin October 13, 2004
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When someone stay on his hustle 24 hours and got no time to play game.
It's also refers to the word hustle.


Jay: i gotta stay on my dick when i'm stackin' my endz.

Jay: I grind everyday cus, i gotta stay on my dick to make my money.
by Screwmatic October 18, 2008
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A funny thing to say that makes a viable replacement for "that's what she said"
"Honey I made spaghetti-"
"ON MY DICK!"
"- For dinner."
*sighs*
by gnomedome96 January 20, 2011
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The reason most of those bitches are on Maury in the first place.
Damn right you are not the father! But go ahead and take care of it, because my dick has places to be.
by Hank McDizzleson May 21, 2010
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