During fellatio on a man, the partner places the entire shaft of the penis and both testicles in their mouth. Giving the appearance of someone with the mumps disease.
by Forget_i_was_here May 30, 2017
Verb (past tense) meaning to get an infection caused by the mumps virus, characterised by extreme swelling of the face. Many people living in close contact such as frat boys commonly get mumped. People who get mumped can show no signs for upto 6 days after catching the virus, and are infective and able to mump others for upto 2 weeks. It is also rumoured to spread rapidly through the act of swallowing each other's semen; this may or may not be linked to why frat boys get mumped a lot.
Example 1:
Jared : "Dude, you've been off work for days! What happened?"
Chuck : "I got mumped badly"
Example 2:
Vincent : "Haha look at that guy's face! He got mumped!"
Jared : "Dude, you've been off work for days! What happened?"
Chuck : "I got mumped badly"
Example 2:
Vincent : "Haha look at that guy's face! He got mumped!"
by Reverend Poleman March 20, 2009
A very inconvenient disease.
by Lance_Uppercut May 6, 2009
Man, that guy has the mumps!
What?! Man, his testicles must be harshly sterile and inflamed.
Yeah. Nasty.
What?! Man, his testicles must be harshly sterile and inflamed.
Yeah. Nasty.
by Pollup December 2, 2007
Brit slang for begging stuff, usually used to refer to policemen extracting low-value goods or services (cf. mooching)
Local businesses hated Constable Dixon; he was always coming round mumping free meals and cups of tea.
by El Biero April 14, 2006
by __Ben__ January 7, 2008
Mump: a small round lump which replaces the penis or vagina.It usaully has a single hair that is surronded by a small purple circle, similar to a nipple.
I waled into Timmy's room and he hd his pants down. I saw his mump and screamed. It was the worst thing I had ever seen.
by Jeff Camacho February 16, 2007