Being omegled occurs when you are surfing the omegles and a giant man-cock appears on your screen and violates your brain.
by Queerboi jonez May 28, 2017
Omegle.com Talk to strangers!
Stranger: i hate life
You: life just giving you lemons, eh?
Stranger: Def.
You: hm. :( mebbe i could cheer you up.
Stranger: how?
You: amazingly hilarious site esp for ppl whose life has been giving them s**t.
Stranger: really? what is it?
You: lemonparty.com
Stranger: oh, i will most def check it out
You: ENJOY!
Stranger: FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: i hate life
You: life just giving you lemons, eh?
Stranger: Def.
You: hm. :( mebbe i could cheer you up.
Stranger: how?
You: amazingly hilarious site esp for ppl whose life has been giving them s**t.
Stranger: really? what is it?
You: lemonparty.com
Stranger: oh, i will most def check it out
You: ENJOY!
Stranger: FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
your conversational partner has disconnected.
by Rickroll12345 December 31, 2011
a website where you chat with complete strangers; its pretty much where I chat up brazilian chicks and bother everyone else; some people try to be funny but they say jokes I've already heard
Hi you're on Omegle!!
Stranger: HEY
Stranger: a/s/l?
You: I am 21.
You: Girl from Taiwan
Stranger: O cool. what do you do in Taiwan?
You: I eat panda.
Stranger: HEY
Stranger: a/s/l?
You: I am 21.
You: Girl from Taiwan
Stranger: O cool. what do you do in Taiwan?
You: I eat panda.
by The Ill3st April 13, 2009
a site where strangers can chat to each other, no strings attached... (50% of users are paedophiles).
This example actually happened to me..
This example actually happened to me..
Omegle.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey :)
Stranger: asl?
You: 15/f/england
Stranger: 16 m ireland
Stranger: im horny
Stranger: u?
You: hmm. have you tried imagining your grandma naked?
Stranger: no
You: well try it, and stop perving on 15 year old girls.
You: go drink some guiness.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey :)
Stranger: asl?
You: 15/f/england
Stranger: 16 m ireland
Stranger: im horny
Stranger: u?
You: hmm. have you tried imagining your grandma naked?
Stranger: no
You: well try it, and stop perving on 15 year old girls.
You: go drink some guiness.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
by Hotjam December 5, 2009
Jim: Dude why weren't you on xbox last night?
Will: Sorry bro, i was omegling with this chick from malaysia
Will: Sorry bro, i was omegling with this chick from malaysia
by omegler39 December 1, 2009
Omegle is the 9th wonder of the world, you can be anybody you want to be, some of the most gullible, horny, non-english speaking people lurk the site, wanting a cyber fuck buddy, friend or translator.
You: Be my friend!
Stranger: ASL?
You: Please be my friend?
Stranger: I'm just lurkin' to be able to snap one off
Stranger: Que?
You: What!?
Strange: Mejor mi amigo Stranger?
You: What the fuck!?
Omegle
Stranger: ASL?
You: Please be my friend?
Stranger: I'm just lurkin' to be able to snap one off
Stranger: Que?
You: What!?
Strange: Mejor mi amigo Stranger?
You: What the fuck!?
Omegle
by Grizzly Bear Adams Granger September 12, 2009
A website where 40 year old men chat to other 40 year old men pretending to be 18 year old girls anonymously.
Standard chat on Omegle:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Im a girl into bdsm looking for someone to be my master I will be your slave…willing to cyber although I have no cam
You: that's sick
You: go away
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Im a girl into bdsm looking for someone to be my master I will be your slave…willing to cyber although I have no cam
You: that's sick
You: go away
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
by anvilofjustice January 13, 2010