omegling

verb: the act of starting a conversation on omegle chat site.

Jim: Dude why weren't you on xbox last night?
Will: Sorry bro, i was omegling with this chick from malaysia

by omegler39 December 1, 2009

omegling

Chatting about random stuff with random strangers!
Especially applying on the site omegle.

Two complete strangers omegling:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: STOP
You: HAMMER TIME
Stranger: YES
Stranger: oh my goodness thank you
Stranger: you have restored my faith in humanity.

by quartus April 13, 2009

omegling

The act of sifting through a ton of penises to finally reach someone who looks halfway normal...and then skipping them only to sift through some more dicks. It's a cycle.

Omegle is basically the new version of the popular "chatroulette" site where you are connected to a random stranger and expected to either make small-talk or show your genitals.

Sorry...we were omegling. My mind is forever branded with the memory of a thousand hairy dicks.

by larain140 May 26, 2011

Omegle

A one-on-one chat website whereby one can either chat to others via text and/or webcam. One can also find people by common interests using special interest tags. Sometimes good chats can be found, but most of the people on the site are antisocial assholes and "M" tard virgins living in their parents' basement who are looking for women on a site which is disproportionately male. Very toxic website. If you actually manage to find a cordial in-depth conversation on this site, congratulations!

What a standard chat on Omegle looks like...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say STAND WITH HONG KONG AGAINST THE CCP!
You both like Music.

Me: Hi, how's it going?
Stranger: M
Me: Um. So, are you doing well?
Stranger: I said I'm M! You F or what?
Me: There's no women on here. You think you're going to score chicks by saying "M"?
Stranger: Go fuck yourself you shit fuck!
Stranger has disconnected.

by Urban Dictionary Writer 1989 September 1, 2021

Omegle

A place were old men, horny teens and people wanting to troll go. Basically you hit either text or video chat and you wait to be matched/paired with one of the three people above and you talk. Or scream and end the session based on what you saw.

Oldman: Asl?
Troll: 15, Girl, us
*Has long, probably s*XUAL conversation*
Troll : I'm a guy and you are gay
Oldman: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKK
*disconnected*
The omegle cycle continues

by Urmomeatsmyass October 10, 2021

Omegle

A convo that goes like this...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: heyy
Stranger: m/f
You: f
Stranger: m here
You: ill show u my tittes if u answer 1 question
Stranger: ok
You: ready baby?
Stranger: yup
You: What is your mental/literal physiological in-depth hypothesis of the humane excuse of a certain mentality if you got caught MASTURBATING?
Stranger: dick
You: WRONG BITCH!
You have disconnected

An example of a Omegle convo ^^^^^

by Yeah, Omegle sucks April 21, 2012

Omegle

A troller's, horny teen, pedophile and social reject's paradise. It's the most fun you can have without concequences.

Today on Omegle:
You: Hey! Asl?
Stranger: 17 year old male, usa lookin for some fun
You:(Lie)41 male also lookin 4 some fun. Wach'ya say? Stranger:(Disconnected)

So much fun...:)

by am-chan December 11, 2010