A small city where guys think that they are the shit and they are amazing at sports, where girls think that orange is the new tan and they have to be sluts to be popular, and where all we care about is our fucking blue ribbon school system. Oh yeah, there's the fair share of pot-heads. Mostly full of ugly people.
by Goofball November 16, 2006
a place you don't want to move to. new kids beware. you have to be pretty damn tough to go here. this is a place where girls never let you be drama free, guys think they're too cool to pull their pants up, and everyone ends up a backstabber. more than 50% of the teenage population are always high. the other % is either a brainiac, weird, or athletic. Basically, its the crappiest place alive
by Rawrdinosaurgirl December 14, 2010
Olmsted Falls is a small town in Ohio where everyone thinks they're the shit. Girls spray tan themselves until they look like an oompa loompa (these girls are very commonly known as the orange girls, creative, huh?), and guys sag their pants so much that their pants actually fall down when they walk. A lot of the guys end up being lying douche bags and friends that you have had for years end up stabbing you in the back. All over, a horrible place to live. Oh, and if you're not popular in Olmsted Falls you may as well just move the hell away cause your life will probably be shit.
1. hey look, the orange girls. what an irregular happening at Olmsted Falls, huh?
2. guy one:hey look, our school won another award for being awesome.
guy two: hey look, another fight.
2. guy one:hey look, our school won another award for being awesome.
guy two: hey look, another fight.
by olmstedchick February 19, 2011
boring, rainy annoying drama filled place where nothing exiting happens. filled with wanna be partyers. wanna be badass kids and wanna be black kids. we are a 99.99 percent white community and NO ONE IS GANGSTER! olmsted falls is a place where no one has the balls to have a party. we do have some partys at the nest these partys are had by TEAM RETARD!
by ryan olmsted falls October 19, 2008
a magical place that consists of fake women, wannabe gangster that listen to 96.5 like god made that shit, gay ass jocks that are obsessed with bulldognation , the ten billion lesbians that arent even real lesbians they're just salty no guy would ever go near them AKA (rick ross), stupid lunch aids that are pissed because their all 50 and work as a lunch aid so they express their authority like they're the fucking law, the library nazi who yells at you for every god damn movement you make, and the really fuggin hot math teacher, decent people that are left gtfo as soon as they finish school oh yeah and all the jocks take creitine to "get BIG bro" they all go to gay ass powerhouse gym and look like idiots
jock: hey Bro man dude man bro you going to power house to get big.
other gay jock: yeah dude i have to pick some muscle milk up first wanna bang in the showers after
jock:hell yeah!
example 2
stubid olmsted falls high schoolpreppy girl:you think we should go to tnt im looking kinda light orange.
stupider preppy girl:omfg! get over there now!
other gay jock: yeah dude i have to pick some muscle milk up first wanna bang in the showers after
jock:hell yeah!
example 2
stubid olmsted falls high schoolpreppy girl:you think we should go to tnt im looking kinda light orange.
stupider preppy girl:omfg! get over there now!
by PBHN October 25, 2012
located in olmsted falls, ohio. parents want their kids to go to school there because they think its a good school system, when really its not. theres at least 1 fight every week, and the cops even have to come sometimes! sometimes theres even a food fight! most of the people at ofhs are preppy wannabes, that act like theyre better than everyone else, when really they only have like 5 friends. everyone stereotypes and judges everyone else, so its impossible to ever make a new friend. people always claim to have huge, awesome parties, when really they just end up sitting in their basement with their dog, watching twilight. so lame that when i went to write olmsted falls, i accidentally wrote olmsted fails. no joke.
by iliveinolmstedFAILS November 28, 2009
Located in olmsted falls ohio. really small lame high school, over controlled by power hungry assistant principles, also tend to hire and accommodate sexual preditors as teachers..The school is filled with your fare share of false preppy kids from medium income families you tan to orange and rock abercrombie....Also has a good number os fake scene kids who dress over eccentricly to gain attenion and think they are very deep into music and hardcore because they listen to such bands as "bring me the horizon" there are also like 4 black kids who live on some farm near the outskirts of town,and theres also like 4 wigger kids who live near there too.
A typical happening at olmsted falls high school....
Real musician from OFHS: Dude are you going to go to the converge show? theyre touring with 3 other really good hardcore bands
"fake sccenester who over hears: yeah arent they comming with bring me the horizon??
Real musicion from OFHS: kill yourself...
Real musician from OFHS: Dude are you going to go to the converge show? theyre touring with 3 other really good hardcore bands
"fake sccenester who over hears: yeah arent they comming with bring me the horizon??
Real musicion from OFHS: kill yourself...
by poonmastuh February 13, 2009