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1. "Bring me that horizon" first it was the last line in Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl; An improv by Johnny Depp
2. A majorly popular band from the UK. They don't suck by the way, I happen to like them, and I'm not even "scene". I don't like them just because a scene kid said they were cool, I like them because I found them on myspace, and really liked their sound. So, if you're hating on BMTH, just shut the hell up and go listen to whatever music you like.
1. Jack Sparrow: Now, bring me that horizon.... and really bad eggs. drink up me hearties, yo-ho!
2. wow, bring me the horizon is fucking mint.
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They are an extremely shit deathcore (if not then they're just plain 'core, which still makes them suck) band from teh Brit place. They're a knock-off of every other deathcore band to make music before them. The only talent in the band is their drummer (hope you make it out alive) because blasting is hard for the normal person to do.
They're mostly know more for their image than the actual music which is a MASSIVE stereotype of those in a deathcore band. Around 81% of their fan base is composed of fan-girls who don't listen to the music and more about Oli Sykes, their 'singer'. And no-one know about anyone else in the band. He screams like shit and it will pierce your ear-drums if he ever dares pig squeal. Those poser fake scene sluts call him 'hot', but 92% oof that come from the hair.
Oh and they suck live. OLI USES VOCAL ENHANCERS.
*Two metalheads meet on the street and are start talking*
MH 1: Yeah, so what bands do you like?
MH 2: Oh, I like Death, Morbid Angel. Y'know, old-school death metal.
*16-year-old scene girl comes from nowhere*
Scene: OMG YOU FORGOT ABOUT BRING ME THE HORIZON. THEY'RE THE MOST BESTEST BAND EVAR!!!!!!!! AND OLI IS SOOOOOOO HOT!!!!!!!
MH 1: Fuck off, they're shit.
Scene: OMG YOU JUST MOCKED THEM. YOU'RE MISSING OUT ON A LOT YOU FAKE METAL PEOPLE!!!
*Scene chick walks off*
*MH 2: God, I am so pissed off at this madness
MH 1: Let's end it. Tonight.
*Metalheads 1 & 2 find Oli Sykes asleep with his head in a garbage can and a banana peel in his mouth. Metalhead 1 pulls out a hair shaver*
*Four days later, Metalheads 1 & 2 are menacingly watching TV and a news report comes up*
TV Reporter: Today there have been a mass amount of scene kids crying on the streets and killing themselves, saying that their idol "isn't hot anymore".
*Picture of Oli Sykes bald is shown*
Random scene: My life is over. BMTH suck.
*Metalheads around the world rejoice as the last scene kids kills herself*
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A popular UK Deathcore band from Sheffield, Yorkshire. The band lineup consists of Oliver Sykes (Vocals), Lee Malia and Curtis Ward (Guitars), Matt Keane (Bass) and Matt Nichols (Drums). Their 2005 demo "This Is What The Edge Of Your Seat Was Made For" helped to popularize Extreme Metalcore and Deathcore in the UK. Metal publications have largely praised their technical ability; Metal Hammer magazine claimed that it had "more face-peeling riffs than most bands twice their age". The band has toured extensively, both as support acts and headliners, as well as playing renound UK rock festival Download.more...
However, as a band who have profited largely from mainstream and modern musical mediums and marketing techniques - the use of social networking sites, coverage from mainstream rock publications - and their contemporary teen look, they often come under fire from heavy metal purists who claim that they're a band liked by those who want to appear more metal than they really are (thus falling under the designation colliquially known as "scene kids"). Despite the band's best efforts, this image has stuck; indeed, their crowds are notorious for a by-and-large absence of moshing, often ignoring frontman Oli Sykes' encouragement to do so. Also, as they play a derivative of metalcore, they're associated with a...
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an amazing band.
Bring Me The Horizon are fast looking like one of the best hopes for the country's underground - playing extreme metalcore that's tighter then the average schoolgirl they back it up with lashings of style; from their bohemian glamcore image to their intense and energetic live-shows they play the part of the effete fashioncore elite and back it up with the kind of music that conspires to turn your hair grey and your blood to ice.
bring me the horizon owns your grandma =o
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one of the most amazing bands that'll ever reach your ears,
a band given shitty reviews when they deserve better,
and a band labeled to the max by people who should've actually given time to listen to the cd.
bring me the horizon does own your grandma.
don't piss youself now. kthnx.
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This band, among many other image-orientated bands, are absolute crap. They do really nothin new with the sounds they try to emulate other than put a really crappy tone and thier singer, affectionately known as "Oli" Sykes to his major fan base of weird fat chicks plus strangely hot ones is possibly the Devil's Incarnate. Although this religious connotation is not true, it is basically just another way of proclaiming his awkward/skinny retardedness to the rest of the world.
A Traditional Oli Sykes Song, Written by Himself:
"ARGGH!!! IM SO FUCKING SHIT!!!
I DON'T REALLY SING ABOUT ANYTHING IMPORTANT, AS I'VE HAD A RELATIVELY GOOD LIFE YET JUST HATE MY PARENTS FOR BRINGING ME INTO THIS FUCKED-UP-WORLD!!! (cue ultimately retarded and out of place breakdown)
I BET YOU ALL LOVE THE FACT THAT I ALMOST SOUND LIKE I AM CRYING!!! I HATE YOU AND YOUR FACE!!! FUCK YOUR FAMILY!!! IMA PISS ON YO' NECK BIATCH!!! (cue out of place and ultimately retarded pig squeal)
FUCK YOU AND YOUR PARENTS!!! EEEGGG!!!"
A Traditional Conversation Between Two People Who Have Intellect and Tasteful Tastes:
Hoob: "Hey, want to go and see a concert in Bloogtown?"
Leebgoff: "Maybe, who's going?"
Hoob: "Tool, Opeth, The Mars Volta, Led Zepellin, The Beatles, The Eagles, The Rolling Stones, Metallica, Megadeth, Coldplay, Mastodon, a couple of lesser known bands who are still amazingly awesome such as Between the Buried and Me, H20, Parkway Drive, Protest the Hero and The Sword."
Leebgoff: "Hold on, what's the catch?"
Hoob: "Bring Me The Horizon."
Leebgoff: "Ah, I'll just stay home and slit my wrists."
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A metalcore band from Sheffield, United Kingdom. They formed in 2004, and have released two albums, a remix album, an EP, and are working on a new album now (2010).
-This Is What The Edge Of Your Seat Was Made For EP
-Count Your Blessings
-Suicide Season Cut Up
The band consists of:
Oliver Sykes - Vocals
Lee Malia - Guitar
Matt Kean - Bass
Matt Nicholls - Drums
Jona Weinhofen - Guitar
Ex-members: Curtis Ward (guitar)
IMO, BMTH are a band that have progressed with time, and are now pretty good, that is if half the population who have heard the name tried listening to their actual songs and didn't troll or argue that they're shit. You're allowed your opinion, fine, but at least support it.
Pathetic little people such as scene girls need to confess their "love" for the band (primarily Oli), just so they can say it's true. Most of that fucking crowd don't like the band for their music, just their vocalist, which is shame.
lyk 0mfg Oli is soooo hawt! I "less than three" him! Bring Me The Horizon r liek the best band evar! For teh win!" (and various other internet speech purposely worded wrongly.)
Real BMTH fan who sees the band for the talent: Shut the fuck up you vacous whore. *Shoots scene girl*