Olmsted Falls is a small town in Ohio where everyone thinks they're the shit. Girls spray tan themselves until they look like an oompa loompa (these girls are very commonly known as the orange girls, creative, huh?), and guys sag their pants so much that their pants actually fall down when they walk. A lot of the guys end up being lying douche bags and friends that you have had for years end up stabbing you in the back. All over, a horrible place to live. Oh, and if you're not popular in Olmsted Falls you may as well just move the hell away cause your life will probably be shit.
1. hey look, the orange girls. what an irregular happening at Olmsted Falls, huh?
2. guy one:hey look, our school won another award for being awesome.