Off-Pudding

n - the viscous ejaculate from a man's pudding pop.

Would you like some off-pudding for desert love?

I didn't like what you just said, it's very off putting....
Well, knowing the ingredients that go into Haggis, I'm not sure I want to know what goes into off-pudding!

Off-Pudding by Dhelix7999 October 15, 2011

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Took the lid off the pudding

Allowing one's ass hole to be licked. In other words the salad telling the user it is ready to be tossed in an oily italian dressing.

Hey Hamoudi, that gay bar was kind of fun last night; but it wasn't until I took the lid off the pudding on Dawoud that shit finally got in hand.

<3 ya,

Omar

Took the lid off the pudding by MemCo June 8, 2010

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couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding.

A term refering to pathetic fire power or fighting ability.

Dave, did you watch Star Trek last night?
Pete, yes but the Enterpise couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding.

couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding. by looart January 4, 2020

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Pudding It Off

The act of procrastinating while eating pudding. Popularized by a young fellow named Gage. Comes from the term Putting it off which simply means procrastinating.

Dude: Crap! I spent all night Pudding it off.
Dudett: Pudding what off?
Dude: My homework!
Dudett: Well, at least you ate some pudding.

Pudding It Off by P0TARTER July 12, 2011

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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