A male with the coolest underwear you will ever find. A Gage isn't the jock
of the group and far from the most popular. A man named Gage doesn't have the most hugest shlong, but is still
good at using
it. He is also considered
cannon because you never know what
he's gonna do next. One minute a Gage will be calm, cool, and collected, and the next he will be doing
a dinosaur impersonation. That is just one of the reasons why he is considered
so funny. A girl is considered
lucky to have even graced his mind. The only forsee-able problems with a Gage are his hair(it's probably long) and his massive amounts
of laziness. That and the popularity
thing. In short, probably not you.
Guy #1: Dude, did you see Gage at that
Guy #2: No, I was too busy trying
one out to that Rebecca Black
video. Why, what
did he do?
Guy #1: Only everything! First, he showed
everyone his sweet underwear, then he banged every hot girl there! It was crazy. All those girls
were walking around bowlegged
and smiling today. Why isn't he he sitting
at the lunch table
with those popular people?
Guy #2: IDK but Man I wish
I was him.