A male with the coolest underwear you will ever find. A Gage isn't the jock of the group and far from the most popular. A man named Gage doesn't have the most hugest shlong, but is still good at using it. He is also considered a loose cannon because you never know what he's gonna do next. One minute a Gage will be calm, cool, and collected, and the next he will be doing a dinosaur impersonation. That is just one of the reasons why he is considered so funny. A girl is considered lucky to have even graced his mind. The only forsee-able problems with a Gage are his hair(it's probably long) and his massive amounts of laziness. That and the popularity thing. In short, probably not you.
Guy #1: Dude, did you see Gage at that party yesterday?
Guy #2: No, I was too busy trying to jerk one out to that Rebecca Black
video. Why, what did he do?
Guy #1: Only everything! First, he showed everyone his sweet underwear, then he banged every hot girl there! It was crazy. All those girls were walking around bowlegged
and smiling today. Why isn't he he sitting at the lunch table with those popular people?
Guy #2: IDK but Man I wish I was him.