Cut off a dick day

On April 12th cut off a dick. Preferably that of a perv.

Creep’s friend: Oh man, you should stop creeping on that girl, it’s cut off a dick day tomorrow

Creep: oh shit gotta keep it no matter how small

by Take a hint. April 11, 2018

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Get off my dick

Phrase used to silence faggols when trying to belittle you in front of your friends or bitches.

Faggol: Hey Matt. Hey Amanda. Matt, you're back in town? Did you fail out of school again?

Matt: Get off my dick, you molten cumfart

by pompilot July 22, 2009

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jump off my dick

another way of saying none of your business, or get off my back

how about u make like a rabbit and jump off my dick

by Adam August 10, 2004

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When your God-like aura is so fucking good that people literally WILL NOT leave you the fuck alone.

They crave your attention so badly it is as if they are quite practically salivating at the lips to suck you off. In other words, they be on yo dick.

... but you are not in the mood for a good dick sucking and just want to be left alone...

"GET OFF MY DICK"

Shit homie, my girl won't leave me the F alone dawg... she just won't get off my dick.

by Big Dog #2 March 25, 2022

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