a person that steals your weed and is a piece of trash that does not contribute to anything. someone that starts shit with people just to do so and this leads to an epic ass beating. someone who can handle their alcohol and tries to slam everyone around him so he feels better about his shitty life.
Guy 1: *sitting in car with another buddy*
Guy 2: *approaches car* "hey fucktards"
Guy 1: tells him to move his arm and doesnt so just rolls window up on his arm... he was warned that window was going up after all...
Guy 2: "ill fuck you up. ill break this fuckin window and then imma fuck you up"
Friend: "O shit this guy is being a complete Obie right now"
Guy 2: continues to make an ass of himself by swinging at Guy 1 and falls over
2 hours later Guy 2 tries to fight another person
Guy 2: *approaches car* "hey fucktards"
Guy 1: tells him to move his arm and doesnt so just rolls window up on his arm... he was warned that window was going up after all...
Guy 2: "ill fuck you up. ill break this fuckin window and then imma fuck you up"
Friend: "O shit this guy is being a complete Obie right now"
Guy 2: continues to make an ass of himself by swinging at Guy 1 and falls over
2 hours later Guy 2 tries to fight another person
by awhitecollegeguy June 11, 2013
by Thickle The Pickle April 4, 2022
obie is a really loving and sexy guy with a huge hart if u no what i mean he’s really funny and gets all the girls also he’s good at everything he does repeat every thing he does did i tell u he’s caring to anyone he sees as a friend and puts them over him self
by lil.nugget November 23, 2021
The act of jerking off so much that a calus develops on your penis. When taking this to the doctor the doctor will refer to the calus as an obi.
by ass plunder April 17, 2003
by suavedj June 8, 2007
Obie is one of the most funny people u will ever meet he’s coo and chill but if mad u don’t wanna mess with him he’s also very handsome and kind person for the most part u can never go wrong with a Obie
by lil.nugget April 16, 2021
master of the cut! on a sports team when a player is being let go... the person who relays the harsh news is the Oby!
by Buckaround April 28, 2006