OJD
A term used by 12 year old girls to describe their disturbing obsession with a shitty pop-band known as the Jonas Brothers.

It is an incredibly offensive term to me, as an OCD sufferer. For years I've been horrified to eat in public, for fear of poisoned food. I can't go near bodily fluids without gagging. I'm scared shitless to go near knives, for fear of killing a loved one, or hurting myself. I can't go near roads without worrying about getting run over. If I hear a loud noise or people screaming I worrying if someone is getting murdered. When people talk I am in a constant state of worry that they are discussing me. I have a hyperscrupulous conscience. My mind is filled with the most fucking disturbing abominations in existence. I can't even post the stuff that runs through my head, spontaneously generated. It's that bad. It's destroyed my life and crippled me. The compulsions are also hell. I look like a fucking freak. I have to snap my head, make bizarre animal sounds, move in repetitive patterns, count, count, and count, it fucking sucks. There is even more I have to deal with OCD-wise besides what I posted. Thank God, though, I have my friends, who care about me and help me. Thank God.
Stupid 12 Year Old Girl: OMJ I LuV dA JONAS bROthERs tEH aRe sO SexXy I haVE OJD!!!

Me: Shut up. You haven't been permanently disturbed and crippled because of the HORRIFIC psychological condition of OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER. Fuck the Jonas Brothers anyway, listen to some actual music like Necrophagist or Virgin Black. They have more talent in the tips of their pinkies then every Jonas brother combined.

Stupid 12 Year Old Girl: *random sputtering/screaming/maybe crying*

Me: O_o *walks away, snapping head, blinking eyes, and making cat sounds and counting telephone poles to protect my friends from almost certain death*
by DeathMetalandOCD June 01, 2009
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OJD
Obsessive Jonas Disorder. It is common among girls ages 5-17 years old, though there are several rare cases of girls in other age groups and even boys and men having the disorder. OJD was founded in 2005, when the band (the Jonas Brothers0 came to be. Symptoms include thinking about, commenting the Jonas Brothers (via Facebook and or Myspace), watching JB related Youtube videos, talking about, listening to, and being attracted to the Jonas Brothers non-stop. There is no known cure.
Ena: So, I went to the doctor today.
Gracie: Yeah, what'd he say?
Ena: I got diagnosed with OJD.
Gracie: Figures, you've been talking about Joe non-stop!
by gragragraciee December 31, 2007
OJD
Obsessive Jonas Disorder.
Fans of the rock band Jonas Brothers have a tendency to eat, drink, breathe, talk, sleep, watch YouTube endlessly, about all things Jonas. They wait outside all night to attempt to buy concert tickets, or else pay horrendous scalper prices. They wait outside any place the Jonas Brothers might be making a appearance, such as at a TV show taping, or a mall appearance, even a cell-phone store appearance. Obsessed.
No known cure.
Did you hear Kayleigh got tickets? OMJ, and last week she almost TOUCHED Joe at the mall! I would just die, they are SOOOO CUTE !!!!!! (sufferers themselves do not use the term "OJD")

by O'dissious January 24, 2008
ojd
Ojd stands for obsessive jonas disorder. Not a rare dissorder! It is common in all girls(mostly ages 5-17). People with ojd tend to talk, walk, sleep, and eat all things jonas. They usully have many posters covering their walls and knows many facts about the Jonas Brothers. There is one cure for ojd....marry one of the Jonas Brothers.
people with ojd have many posters, dreams, letters to come to town, ect.
by Arie&Tember June 12, 2008
verb - when a girlfriend or wife convinces you to sex even though she knows that she not quite done with her period, thus causing the bed to look like O.J.'s crime scene after sex.
I gotta get new sheets, my horny girlfriend O.J.'d me again.
by jc epic January 27, 2009
A shorthand version for the word killed, murdered, slaughtered, etc.
To describe a sporting event outcome. "Your team got OJ'd last night."

"Man that joke OJ'd the crowd last night at open mic night."
by IFIDIDIT November 17, 2006
to get away with something even though you are guilty of doing it.
Man Gary O.J.'d me out of the 40 bucks I loaned him! That fucker said I never loaned it to him!
by mooseknuckles November 13, 2002
When a jury returns a 'Not Guilty' verdict even though there is overwhelming evidence to the contrary.
Casey Anthony was just acquitted?!? We've all just been OJ'd!
by legaleagle1 July 05, 2011

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