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Something that can be said at any given time, and will increase the stupidity of your current conversation.
NUMISKA!,
wow the sky is purple. not its burghendy
what did you say? burgers fall from the sky?!
Numiska by Bbmakerbelliman December 21, 2009
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numismatics 

the study or collection of coins, medals, paper money, etc.
When I grow up I want to be a Numismatician; but first I must do my numismatics homework.
numismatics by albie November 26, 2007

numismaddict 

A person who is addicted to acquiring wonderful, beautiful, expensive, precious metal coins. A numismaddict is someone who is diagnosed as not being in control of their impulses or need to buy coins, even to the point of going broke to obtain them.

Numismaddicts sometimes "coin" new words to describe their fanatical passion for coins.
His numismaddict behavior eventually drove him to the poor house. Fortunately, Numismaddicts Anonymous was there to help him share his obsession with other numismaddicts. Professional treatment is also available.
numismaddict by Coin Monger February 21, 2013

Numikkake 

Numi's face being covered in a large amount of a substance after a play time with Fux
"She needed to go wash her face after the Numikkake fux gave her yesh!"
Numikkake by BPbat May 20, 2021

numismatist

Having to do with currency. Attraction to dolla dolla bills y'all.. Getting sexually aroused when you see currency stamped with old dates and double dyed mint marks .. Someone who always checks the dates on everyone's coins and swear they found the rare one worth millions but they did not..
Greg can't keep Beth outta the change jar now that she thinks she's a numismatist.
numismatist by B.Belligerent September 21, 2018

numismatic 

Someone who makes up big words to sound important. Recently added to the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, 4th Edition.
numismatic by Concerned123 December 10, 2010

Numismatist

A gay midget with a small dick who studies coins and always talks about useless shit.
That guy is a numismatist and he makes other dudes super hetero.
Numismatist by Paging Dr. Dick February 17, 2019
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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