A Neterosexual doesn't talk to girls, he 'chats' with them. He's actually never touched a real woman apart from his Mom. In the event an actual sexual opportunity with a real female were to present itself, he'd ask her to take something off and then wank. Unless they invent olfactoronics, he'll never know what pussy smells like.

Neterosexual by Woolwit October 3, 2010

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numbersexual

Being sexually attracted to numbers and other mathematical signs.

Person A: Oh yea I am numbersexual

Person B: *draws an 8 on the whiteboard*

Person A: *immediately cums*

numbersexual by anonymous February 7, 2021

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Neterosexual

An individual who is into netorare, a genre of cheating porn, usually illustrated.

Joe: did you see Tom the other day, he was getting off to Jim have intercourse with his wife.
Sam: Oh, he must be a neterosexual!

Neterosexual by NotWackoJacko October 12, 2021

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nuttrosexual

Derived from the famous cat Nutty Butter who was born and raised in Nova Scotia. This term is used to define an individual who wears lots of flannel, drives forklifts and buses, and has black and white fur. Nuttrosexual, or nuttrosexuality is not something to be feared, but rather, something to be held above others, just as Nutty planned.

She is such a nuttrosexual.

nuttrosexual by nuttybutter June 14, 2010

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