by holylimao September 20, 2004
A unit of measure for either width or weight. The width of one "Novak" is approximately 2 feet wide. The weight of a "Novak" is about 300 pounds.
Width: That couch is 3 Novaks wide.
Weight: It felt like i was carrying a Novak on my back on my way to class.
Weight: It felt like i was carrying a Novak on my back on my way to class.
by the_inhaler September 11, 2009
by sexychihuahua December 9, 2015
Adjective used to describe a slow or limited intellectual or emotional development or academic progress. This word originates from the Slovenian dictionary. It is often used by people of mid-age.
Stop acting like a Novak! I'm being serious!
Stop this Novakian behavior. You don't act like your age!
Stop this Novakian behavior. You don't act like your age!
by Cynthia075 June 26, 2009
To tag someone in random photos of strangers, animals or crowds. The more ridiculous the photo, the better.
"Hey Karlo, you've been tagged in a photo of a transvestite on Facebook. I think you've been Novaked."
or
"He's been annoying lately, let's Novak him."
or
"I love Novaking Karlo. He's such an easy target."
or
"He's been annoying lately, let's Novak him."
or
"I love Novaking Karlo. He's such an easy target."
by killercupcake August 19, 2011
by Best definitions ever7282 April 4, 2019
An asshole that won't be as successful as he thinks. People named Fanny will always overpower an Ayden Novak.
by Haha no. August 27, 2014