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A unit of measure for either width or weight. The width of one "Novak" is approximately 2 feet wide. The weight of a "Novak" is about 300 pounds.
Width: That couch is 3 Novaks wide.
Weight: It felt like i was carrying a Novak on my back on my way to class.
by the_inhaler September 10, 2009

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