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A man who claims to be sexually attracted to men but is neither top nor bottom and therefore a nottom. Not to be confused with versatile, a nottom is not into anal sex at all.
Person 1: Is he a top or a bottom?
Person 2: Neither.
Person 1: Oh, he’s vers.
Person 2: No man, he’s a nottom. He won’t do any ass play any way at all.
Person 1: What kind of weird shit is that?
Person 2: *shrugs*
nottom by beefyN June 16, 2018
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when a snow sorm in expected but does not arrive; often times it does include periodic snow fall, but there is no accumulation.
The students did not do their homework because they were not expecting to be in school; however, there was just a nostorm.
nostorm by Joe Sam January 12, 2011
A health professional (usually nurse) who takes on some of the roles traditionally performed by the doctor.
I wish I could see a doctor. The noctor felt there was nothing wrong with me and I ended up in A&E two days later.
Noctor by Baig January 8, 2009

what's not to like? 

1. A declaration of complete approval, usually said after listing several qualities of the thing being approved; frequently used in an ironic or sarcastic sense. Popularized by sitcoms like Friends and Seinfeld.

2. Title of a Hannah Montana song.
"He's tall, he's sweet, has a great sense of humor, and he has a great job - what's not to like?"

"Upset? Why would I be upset? We've totaled the car, we can't get out, we wrecked an orphanage, the cops are on the way, and we've got 3 kilos in the trunk! I mean, what's not to like?"

Ross: It tastes like feet!
Joey Tribbiani: Well, I like it.
Ross: Are you kidding?
Joey Tribbiani: I mean, what's not to like? Custard, good. Jam, good. Meat, good!

Not to be critical 

A phrase uttered after one has usually lambasted or insulted someones life or lifestlyle. This is pure sarcasam at its best, and if used properly makes the person feel confused, and unsure of what you just told them. The term always means you are actually being overly critical and are just trying to defuse a small amout of your criticism.
dude 1 : How did you like my new girl?

dude 2 : I knew her in high school she used to be a real slut.

dude 1 : What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

dude 2 : Not to be critical, just sayin.

dude 1 : oh, allright it"s cool.

dude 2 *shakes head in disbelief*

to pee or not to pee 

A situation in which you cannot decide whether to pee or hold it in until the next opportunity arises. Usually at the time when the urge isn't that bad.
Hmmm, to pee or not to pee... I'll hold it in until we get home, these reststop bathrooms are gross.
to pee or not to pee by mjg10 June 16, 2011