Not for shit 

Expression of disbelief in the purest form.
Can also be used in practically any situation you can work it into.

Broseph: "Bro, did you hear about Alicia fucking that Bob guy?"
Brody: "Yeah I heard there's a video online of it."
Broseph: "Not for shit! Can we find it?"

Not for shit by YourLurchness June 16, 2013

not for the shits 

1: a phrase used by someone declining or calling out the bullshit they're being told,

or

2: another way to say "don't complicate something/give it to me straight"

or

3: similarly to use 2, it also could be used as a replacement for "not my problem.

example 1: DUDE DID YOU TAKE MY FUCKING WALLET?? - "dude im not for the shits, go harass someone else"

example 2: I like this girl but she likes this other guy and now this other girls flirting with me, what do I do? "fuck that, i'm not for the shits, figure it out on your own"

example 3: okkk so idk if I like u or not but I might like u but IDKKKK. "im not for the shits, youve been unsure for 3 days, ive been patient long enough"

not for the shits by akuralis August 1, 2023