Noble Gas

Derived from science, noble gas has come to mean anything boring, lame, unreactive, or discrete.

Jane: Yesterday, I told my husband our baby was a hermaphrodite, and he didn't even blink.
Jenny: He's such a noble gas.

Noble Gas by Tortazo April 3, 2009

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Noble Gases

The air that comes out of a royal person's behind

"Oh dear Alfred, you shouldn't have eaten those royal burritos because your behind is expelling a large amount of Noble Gases"

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what Queen Elizabeth II produces when she farts

why doesn't anyone notice when the queen farts, because nothing reacts to noble gases

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