A facebook status that is not funny, interesting, or a conversation starter, but is meaningless, and rather resembles a tweet. It could concern what one is eating, whether one is in the washroom, or whether one is in bed. These are generally disliked by many who use facebook because most users really don't give a shit. It is also common for people who post facetweets to update their status at higher rates.
Jane: Hey Dave, stop posting facetweets, if you really want to publish the fact that you couldn't have a smoothie for breakfast then just get twitter.
Here is an example of an elongated
7:22 am: i don't have enough berries for my smoothie :(
7:34 am: goin # 2 right now
9:03 am: just got to work, my friend anton said hello
9:12 am: bored of work so im updating my status... beth and sam also said hello to me... ripped up a foam stress ball for fun... gonna take a nap.
9:13 am: still bored... gonna take a nap... goodnight.
Derived from science, noble gas has come to mean anything boring, lame, unreactive, or discrete.
Jane: Yesterday, I told my husband our baby was a hermaphrodite
, and he didn't even blink.
Jenny: He's such a noble gas.