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A condition in which a male suffers from a lack of vaginal contact. Often used in a derogatory manner, when referring to closet homosexuals.
Cletus: Geez, that Simon is looking sad.
Bob: I believe the man had no beaver this century.
Cletus: Yeah, I'd believe that. Wever, No beaver, Only Cock and balls.
by Marty Webb June 04, 2008
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