life

Punishment for eating an apple.

god damn eve and her fat ass for eating an apple, life is her fault.

by DoUNoTylrDurden February 28, 2005

life

A phenomenon I found myself in one day. By no other means shall I try to explain it.

My life is rapidly becoming a pun for a seriously disturbed joke.

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 27, 2003

on life

to promise; like swearing on someones grave.

Me: i didn't kiss your girlfriend, man!
Tim: i heard you did!
Me: i swear i didn't!
Tim: you did!
Me: on life i didn't!

by cxa March 7, 2010

life

A terminal disease contracted during birth and has a 100% mortality rate.

Don't take life to seriously. You'll never get out of it alive

by Garabaldi December 2, 2003

A Life

Something you should get :)

I need a life

by EvieWasHere June 5, 2017

life

shit

yes, it's shit and we are all gonna die in a few years

Boy 1: how do you think your life is?
Boy2: Shit

by megumisgf April 7, 2022

Life

The most fatal disease of all-time. Life has killed more people than all the other diseases combined. Life still kills tens of thousands of people everyday, and even more plants, animals, and insects. Side effects often include more diseases, suicide wounds, pain, sleep deprivation, stress, eating disorders and mental disorders. Your diagnosis of Life is shown on your birth certificate; see birth certificate. Also see birthday.

Life is a serious fatal disease that is not to be joked about.

by Help stop spreading the disease September 13, 2006