no offence

What one says after realising one has said a slightly racist, sexist, homophobic or other comment in front of a person of the supposedly offended social group. The person will typically reply with "None taken"

A: That nigger's an idiot!

B: *looks round*

A: No offence

B: None taken.

by Gumba Gumba May 20, 2004

Offence

The British way of writing Offense. Not the retarded way like some people believe.

No offence, but that tea is bloody awful!

by ChibiHikari January 1, 2011

no offence

Used to tell someone what you really think of someone and them not being offended by what you say. No matter how rude you are about it.

"No offence Obama but you are fucking the country up."

by theepicking October 29, 2009

no offence

What you say right before offending someone.

No offence, but your hear looks like sh*t.

by bamboomy January 13, 2011

offencive

The decidedly unfavorable way that you consider someone's erecting a new batch of chain-link fabric across a road, pathway, property-border, or other previously-open/unrestricted area.

Daffy Duck found the invisible boundary-line that was created to protect grizzly bears during hunting-season to be highly offencive, and so he fumingly made assorted attempts to defeat said barrier.

by QuacksO October 8, 2018

Offenced

If someone said somethig to hurt you or did sumin to hurt you, you'd be like.. offenced.. init (anover word for it is offended)..

Like If Some One Sed To You..
Person A:YOU IDIOT!! THATS NOT IT.. GOSH!!
Person B:UGHH.. Im So Offenced!! Y Did U Say Dat Man..

Or Example B:
Person A: Whats Wrong Wiv You R u Stupid Or Sumtin!!??!
Person B: What Do You Mean Im Stupid.. IDIOT! Youve Offenced Me Bruv!

by Xmcyxx November 15, 2009

offence

How retards spell "offense".

Retard: "Hey, no offence but-"
Me: "*smacks*"

by pshsocoolerthanyou February 7, 2008