Neuterotomy 

An operation to sterilize your pet. To neuter.

I'm taking the cat in for a neuterotomy this afternoon.

Neuterotomy by Brickie December 24, 2013

Neuteronomy 

A book in the bible depicting an elderly man having his "package" ripped off by a pack of ravenous poodles

Timmy Green was very concerned when his bible teacher decided to read a passage from "Mother Gooch & Her 10 Fucklings" to the class instead of the assigned passage from Neuteronomy

Neuteronomy by lucious1 345 February 6, 2008