A book in the bible depicting an elderly man having his "package" ripped off by a pack of ravenous poodles
Timmy Green was very concerned when his bible teacher decided to read a passage from "MotherGooch & Her 10 Fucklings" to the class instead of the assigned passage from Neuteronomy
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!