Neoconservative; a misnomer for the American Neo-Stalinist movement (aka the Neo-Republican LeftRight).

Supposedly Neocons are socialists and leftists that “crossed the aisle” to the Right. However, in reality they remain somewhere in the middle, and off to the evil side. Neocons are evil in a way that only those who believe in the physical reality of devil can really understand. Most Neocons are mentally-ill velociraptors, Ivy-League psychopaths, or sheltered bourgeois, who are not so much stupid as naïve, insane, and delusional. The Neoconservative movement is a figure of hatred for both the traditional individualist Right and their former comrades on the Old Left.

Like true communists, Neocons believe the tax-paying public are obligated to spend their lives working to fund the testing of their evilly-retarded military theories. Unlike other communists, however, they don’t give a shit whether their comrades have shelter, medical care, or any of the other basic necessities of life, and fanatically endorse socialized militarism at the expense of real public needs.

The Neocon’s idea of war is like the virgin’s idea of sex. Neocons are utterly, totally, and completely ignorant of war and the military. No Neocon has ever served in the military, and veterans are categorically excluded from being called a Neocon. Neocons used their wealth and privilege to avoid their generation’s war, yet feel they are qualified experts on the subject. Other than Powell, there was not 5 minutes of actual military experience in the entire Bush administration, which predictably resulted in the dumbest military maneuver since the Maginot Line (Operation Iraqi Freedumb).

The only achievement of the Neoconservative movement has been to render the term conservative meaningless. Neocons have looted the American treasury like a mob of criminally insane communists on methamphetamine, and yet still claim to be conservatives. Only a fool or a whore could consider Neocons to be actual conservatives
If you’re an Iraqi Freedumb supporter, but don’t know your arse from your tits when it comes to war or fighting, you might be a Neocon.
by Neocon Hater April 27, 2008
Top Definition
Neoconservative. Criminally insane spenders that believe in killing brown people for the new world order. Huge Orwellian government, unfathomable amounts of spending, bomb tens of thousands of people to death to rearrange the globe. Take the worst aspects of the liberal and conservative positions and combine them into one and you would have a NeoCon.
Neocons are the greatest threat to life, liberty and property this country has ever known.
by Author June 30, 2006
Neoconservative. Originally used to describe left-wingers who crossed the floor, neocons are on the authoritarian right, rather than the traditionally conservative libertarian right. They tend to be very pro-war and adopt the mentality of "We're better than you and we know it."

Some more vulgar people call them Neocunts.
"I don't really like Kerry, but I'd rather see him in power than those horrendous neocons who currently run things!"
by KHD October 12, 2004
Morally idealistic conservatatives. neocon is short for neo-conservative. Neocons separate themselves from Republicans that are traditionally fiscal conservative.

Slang - Crusading republican.
Slang - Neocons exist separated into two very distinct groups. The largest, group one, are the people below the 99th income percentile. They are religous and/or war-mongering blowhard lemmings who follow the second group; The second group is made up of the top one percent. They cut taxes for themselves, borrow trillions (second term pending), and their behavior is largely the subject of this blog. Of necessity, they pay Rove to pipe tabloid for the Rats. Lemmings rather. Whichever, they both work.
Vlugar - White bible thumping trash.
The draft-dodging neocons running the white house are threatening our future as a great nation.
by NastyDiaper June 05, 2004
Someone whose political views represent the worst of both worlds: fiscally liberal, socially conservative.
Bush is a neocon because he supports racking up a huge deficit while dictating people's personal lives.
by buster55 March 19, 2006
1. Small group of politicians coming from as early as the Ford administration up to the Bush II administration.
2. Have a fake pretense about believing in smaller government. In reality believe in big spending and tax cuts for their wealthy political and business friends, hence deficit spending.
3. They fake being social conservatives, although true social conservatives believe they really care about social issues. Neocons distract the public by acting like they really care about social issues like gay marriage, abortion, and flag burning. Meanwhile they are busy conducting wars and stifling your freedom.
4. Believe in costly wars and creating boogeymen to try and make you think only they can keep you safe while they restrict your freedoms to "protect you". This is their signature issue, to help keep them in power.
5. Actually despise any types of small government advocates, Barry Goldwater, traditional live and let live conservative, and libertarians.
George Bush I and II, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Paul Wolfowitz, Richard Perle, are all a bunch of neocons.
by Monochromo June 22, 2006
Another word for neo-Nazi.
Neocons are neo-Nazis in pinstripe suits.
by author December 26, 2006
Quite possibly one of the lowest forms of life around. A collection of no good, low life, lying, rotten, four flushing, inbred sacks of wind and horseshit.
The current administration is full of these people.
by MrClean March 01, 2005

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