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Fuck Negative 0 by 1-Duck September 21, 2020

Negative fucks 

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When you have less than zero fucks to give. You literally have depleted all your rollover fucks and used up a certain amount of future fucks as well. The amount you care about something is approaching negative infinity.
A customer walks into a retail establishment with a bitchy complaint. Miko says to her dumb hoe employee, "Kelly you take care of her I give negative fucks, my fucks are used up all the way to next week."
Negative fucks by babyuf123 April 28, 2014

Negative fucks 

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The opposite of giving a fuck, closely related to i don't give a fuck. It is when you care so little about something that the existence of the problem actually pisses you off.
If I hear about Kelly's new haircut again I'm going to lose my shit. I don't give a fuck in fact it's so annoying i give negative fucks.
Negative fucks by breakfst November 1, 2014

Negative Fucks 

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If I were to add up all the fucks I give about you and your bullshit, I'd have negative fucks.
Negative Fucks by TheOnlyGian June 28, 2023

A fucking negative

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Someone who's IQ and/or brain cell count is in the negatives. An uncommon insult used to describe someone's intellectual capacities.
That kid Josh, he's such a fucking negative, he is so fucking stupid.

negitive fucks given 

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negitive fucks given is when you don't give a fuck but take it to the next level and you are past zero fucks given.
SJ: JR... you are going to be late for work.

JR: i give zero fucks... Fuck that i am beyond zero fucks!!! i have negative FUCKS given!!!! when you are beyond zero fucks you then have negative fucks given.

SJ: hahah negitive fucks given
negitive fucks given by samuofh January 17, 2018
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
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SkyPesos 

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Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
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Quiche Peanemis

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Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
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Hate Draft

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1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
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jalopy 

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"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
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Utility beer 

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Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
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