Negative fuck

To give so little of a "fuck" that you are actually giving a negative fuck. A lot like giving no fuck at all.

I didnt give a fuck about going out with her so much that I actually gave a negative fuck!

by ThEbOsS6986 October 10, 2011

Negative fucks

When you have less than zero fucks to give. You literally have depleted all your rollover fucks and used up a certain amount of future fucks as well. The amount you care about something is approaching negative infinity.

A customer walks into a retail establishment with a bitchy complaint. Miko says to her dumb hoe employee, "Kelly you take care of her I give negative fucks, my fucks are used up all the way to next week."

by babyuf123 April 28, 2014

Negative fucks

The opposite of giving a fuck, closely related to i don't give a fuck. It is when you care so little about something that the existence of the problem actually pisses you off.

If I hear about Kelly's new haircut again I'm going to lose my shit. I don't give a fuck in fact it's so annoying i give negative fucks.

by breakfst November 1, 2014

A fucking negative

Someone who's IQ and/or brain cell count is in the negatives. An uncommon insult used to describe someone's intellectual capacities.

That kid Josh, he's such a fucking negative, he is so fucking stupid.

by CubikLlama April 20, 2022

Negative Fucks

Giving less than zero fucks.

If I were to add up all the fucks I give about you and your bullshit, I'd have negative fucks.

by TheOnlyGian June 28, 2023

Fuck Negative 0

USELESS PIECE OF SHIT

Nancy Fuck Negative 0!!!!

by 1-Duck September 21, 2020