Nappointment
Sheila had a one hour nappointment at 7 p.m., in order to ready herself for the nightclubbing that lay ahead.
Nappointment by TriggerBoston July 1, 2012
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Spooky Appointment
a round appointment that you can dark picture frame with 3 1/2 nails. very savage. can get mad. dont make mad. bad bully bad!!!
Spooky Appointment by certifiedgeesehaircut November 16, 2020
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pussy appointment
Similar to its counterpart "dick appointment". When a guy schedules a time/day to have sex with a female.
Guy 1: I'm pissed.
Guy 2: How come?
Guy 1: I had to cancel my pussy appointment with Maddy because my job called me in to work
Guy 2: Damn that's fucked up
Guy 2: How come?
Guy 1: I had to cancel my pussy appointment with Maddy because my job called me in to work
Guy 2: Damn that's fucked up
pussy appointment by WicKid February 5, 2017
dick-sappointment
the feeling a girl feels when a man brags about being well endowed, building up anticipation for the female, and later she gets him in bed, only to find out he is very small, and unable to satisfy her
( dick + disappointed )
( dick + disappointed )
Tj laid me down last night, my after all that bragging needless to say I was very dick-sappointed
black guys with small dicks cause a lot of dick-sappointment
black guys with small dicks cause a lot of dick-sappointment
dick-sappointment by diddy kong September 28, 2009
dick appointment
To set an appointment to have sex with a man. Women make dick appointments. Also it is purely to fuck, no "feelings" are involved.
"Tommy asked me to come over to his place. I asked him if he wanted to fuck me. He said yes. so I told him to come to my place and he did." ...thats a dick appointment
dick appointment by dickosarous October 21, 2012
Dick Appointment
Girl 1: You said you have plans tonight?
Girl 2: Yea, I have to go to my dick appointment
Girl 1: A what?
Girl 2: I'm going to have sex with a dude
Girl 1: Are you guys dating?
Girl 2: No...
Girl 2: Yea, I have to go to my dick appointment
Girl 1: A what?
Girl 2: I'm going to have sex with a dude
Girl 1: Are you guys dating?
Girl 2: No...
Dick Appointment by Dominaaaj July 14, 2018
Dick appointment
Dick appointment by Bae5867 December 2, 2022
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