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napface
Those give-away creases and indentations on your cheeks caused by prolonged contact with sheets and pillows while sleeping.
M: "Adam, why didn't you come down for dinner when I called you?"
A: "Sorry mum, I was studying really, REALLY hard."
M: "Then why do you have napface?"
A: "Sorry mum, I was studying really, REALLY hard."
M: "Then why do you have napface?"
napface by loulahoula September 28, 2012
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Napfap • Napaphorn • napface • .napsaps • Napaphobia • Napaporn • napapotimus • napapsoa • napcap • napfast
pre-nap fap
1. A scenario in which one lies down for a nice power nap, but due to an inconvenient erection or horny thoughts, must jerk the gherkin before drifting into a long, restful slumber
2. A masturbation session completed right before a nap, ideally an afternoon nap. This fap sesh is intended to release tension, relax the masturbator, and prepare him for a long, restful nap.
3. Any other sort of fap that comes before a nap
2. A masturbation session completed right before a nap, ideally an afternoon nap. This fap sesh is intended to release tension, relax the masturbator, and prepare him for a long, restful nap.
3. Any other sort of fap that comes before a nap
(Matt) : Dude, you look so well-rested, what's your secret?
(Kai) : I hit that pre-nap fap bro, I feel totally restored. I'm a new man.
(Kai) : I hit that pre-nap fap bro, I feel totally restored. I'm a new man.
pre-nap fap by Bing Dang Ow March 5, 2017
Napnapped
The event in which you are unwillingly and unexpectedly lulled to sleep without intentionally wanting to take a nap. Happens most often in scenarios in which a person is simply going to "just lay down for a couple minutes" to relax.
The act of being kidnapped by sleep.
The act of being kidnapped by sleep.
.napsaps
.napsaps/Alec is dream Stan who edits and other stuff and in love with sapnap and basically simps for everyone and everything 😃👍
Napaporn
Napaporn: hey are you ok
Guy 1: no I had a bad day my girlfriend broke up with me
Napaporn: sorry to hear that, can I get you anything?
Guy 1: nah I’m good but thanks for asking
Napaporn: no problem
Guy 1: no I had a bad day my girlfriend broke up with me
Napaporn: sorry to hear that, can I get you anything?
Guy 1: nah I’m good but thanks for asking
Napaporn: no problem
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"