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Nanner’d

When someone randomly places a banana, banana card, banana stamp, or banana sticker anywhere on a persons property for them later to find as a harmless prank. Often a prank done at the workplace done by the Secret Nanner Society.
Can you believe I got nanner’d again!? They put a nanner stamp on my paperwork at the office!
Nanner’d by MusaSNS December 6, 2023

dolphin nanner 

The Dolphin Nanner is the act of a man acquiring eye contact with another man while taking a bite of a banana (which is taboo amongst some circles), even while the victim suspects he may be attempting eye contact.

In order to successfully pull off a Dolphin Nanner, your whereabouts must be assumed (such as behind a cubicle or desk at work), while you actually sneak a little to the left or right of your assumed whereabouts. When the moment is right, you jump up and to the side, make eye contact with your target whilst taking a bite of your banana, then drop back down out of sight. The act closely resembles the motion a dolphin makes when it jumps out of the water, swimming ahead of a large boat or yacht.

The premise behind this extremely effective tactic is that humans will naturally look to sudden moving objects, thus affording the offender the split second required to make eye contact and eat a banana at the same time, simulating fellatio, and making the victim feel violated.
Guy 1: Awww dude, why the fuck did you just make eye contact while eating your banana? What is WRONG with you?
Guy 2: I don't feel remorse; that was the perfect Dolphin Nanner. You just got Dolphin Nanned.
Guy 1: You're so gay.
dolphin nanner by SloggenDazs November 21, 2016

Dirty Nanner 

When a girl gives you a rim job with a banana and then pours ice cream on, before eating a banana split from your ass.
Jessica have me the best dirty nanner last night and my ass is still sticky.
Dirty Nanner by Jcclark717 April 30, 2021
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026