Officer Palumbo: Great show. God I love that show. Doogie.
Harold: Neil Patrick Harris stole my car tonight.
Officer Palumbo: Hey! NPH wouldn't do that!
Harold: yeah i thought it was Your initials Patrick Harris?
Neil:No, common mistake. it actually stands for Poon Handler.
"Bah, we clocked at 6NPH's when we had a Doogie Howser marathon last week."