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Not my problem. Used in a really, derogatory, off hand way. Used to show that you really don't care. Almost a "I told you so" phrase. You better go clean that shit up, it's NMP
I tried to tell you she was a ho, NMP. NMP, you go find the money to pay the shark |
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An acronym used in text messaging or social networking. It stands for not my problem. John- "My car broke down."
Eric- "Nmp." |
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Acronym for 'not my problem'. Typically used in situations where sympathy would be expected. From the Monk T.V. episode 'Mr Monk Gets Fired'
Commissioner Brooks: I don't care. The man is toast. He'll never work for this department, with this department or in this department again! And I'm pulling his private liscense! Captain Stottlemeyer: No you can't do that. Commissioner Brooks: It's all ready done! Captain Stottlemeyer: Commissioner Brooks, Police work, detection, that's all Monk knows. If you do that it will kill him. Commissioner Brooks: That's NMP! Not. My. Problem. |
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not my president ... george w bush is NMP!
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