Not my problem. Used in a really, derogatory, off hand way. Used to show that you really don't care. Almost a "I told you so" phrase.
You better go clean that shit up, it's NMP
I tried to tell you she was a ho, NMP.
NMP, you go find the money to pay the shark
An acronym used in text messaging or social networking. It stands for not my problem.
John- "My car broke down."
Acronym for 'not my problem'. Typically used in situations where sympathy would be expected.
From the Monk T.V. episode 'Mr Monk Gets Fired'
I don't care. The man is toast. He'll never work for this department, with this department or in this department again! And I'm pulling his private liscense!
No you can't do that.
It's all ready done!
Commissioner Brooks, Police work, detection, that's all Monk knows. If you do that it will kill him.
That's NMP! Not. My. Problem.