Not My Problem Parenting... a style of parenting where parents utilize natural consequences for children regarding their actions. Especially useful in parenting school age children who forget their lunch, forget to wear a coat or had detention because they didn't do their homework.
A very effective parenting style that can result in children taking more ownership of their actions and develops independence and self responsibility.
A very effective parenting style that can result in children taking more ownership of their actions and develops independence and self responsibility.
Teacher to parent: "Mrs. G, your son Eli has forgotten his homework folder three weeks in a row, and now he's going to lose his recess for a week."
Parent: "Sounds good to me. NMP. I did my homework. I have a good job. I get to chit chat with my friends at work at the water cooler. Sorry Eli, next time don't forget your homework folder. Not My Problem. NMP Parenting works!"
Child: "Waaaaa... I want my Mommy to rescue me. Oh well, I hate losing my recess so you know I'm not forgetting my folder EVER again!"
Parent: "Sounds good to me. NMP. I did my homework. I have a good job. I get to chit chat with my friends at work at the water cooler. Sorry Eli, next time don't forget your homework folder. Not My Problem. NMP Parenting works!"
Child: "Waaaaa... I want my Mommy to rescue me. Oh well, I hate losing my recess so you know I'm not forgetting my folder EVER again!"
by Funny Moms August 11, 2014
by lizbrez March 23, 2009
When Something has an NMP Field around it, it simply means 'Not My Problem' (adapted from the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy Series)
ex. Jimmy: My car got impounded because I had invalid plates on it and got pulled over.
This problem has an NMP field around it to most people except Jimmy.
This problem has an NMP field around it to most people except Jimmy.
by Tom Holbrook March 15, 2006
What a lot trendy vsco'rs say when they steal a pictures that isn't there off of Instagram or an artsy twitter account
Omg did you see Leila's picture of that puppy sitting in a rocking chair
Yeah I totally that u was so cute but she captioned it nmp so... no credit
Yeah I totally that u was so cute but she captioned it nmp so... no credit
by Long hands big fingers October 1, 2017
NMP is a Public Performance Rights Management Organizations that collects Public Performance Royalties for the public broadcast of live performances on Youtube, and similar platforms that streams live performances. and pay it directly to the band members and their collaborators such as: (Features "Feat." Guest Artis/Rappers/MC/ Sidemen/Session musicians/Hypeman or even DJs)
Unlike other organisations that only collect composition, (digital) performance, and mechanical royalties and pay it to the songwriters, artists, and/or the labels .
Unlike other organisations that only collect composition, (digital) performance, and mechanical royalties and pay it to the songwriters, artists, and/or the labels .
I wonder how many band members are signed to NMP for their public performance royalties of their live videos that's being streamed on YouTube every seconds?
by Negre Marron Records November 11, 2018