You drop all your pixie stix in a puddle. You yell out, Nerts!
by Joe January 16, 2005
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When you can see nipples poking through the shirt. AKA Nipples Erected Right Through Shirt
Dude, Did you see her NERTS? She had some pretty big silver dollar pancakes!
by Wild Bor November 29, 2009
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A NERT is a person who spends all their time playing minecraft, and barely goes outside.
Did you see Gerald?? He’s wearing a minecraft shirt. He’s SUCH a nert.
by ThisIsMeSen March 25, 2022
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A swear replacer. Don't say a swear, use "nert". Teachers and parents don't know what it means so it makes it a way to beat the system.
My teacher was pissing me off and I screamed "nert" and she didn't know what it meant so I got away with it.
by Dan Haan May 24, 2012
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A word made up by two kids named Nick and Allen in high school that is best described as an antonym to the "F" word. This word sums up incredibly stupid, yet serious, situations. Can also be used as a response to something extremely cliché.

This word evolved out of a sound made to imitate retarded people. It was more like "Ner-ner-nerrrrt!" in it's original form.
Dad: Son, you can't go to the dance until you've done all your chores!

Son: Nert...
by Allen Smith October 9, 2007
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a word to describe a person when they’re being dumb.

can also be used to replace words in an insulting manner.
example 1:
person 1: “pass me that apple”
person 2: “get it yourself you nert

example 2:
person 1: “you look so ugly in this photo”
person 2: “oh nert off you nerter”

other examples:
“go to nert” (go to hell)
“go nert yourself” (go fuck yourself)
goodnight nert” (goodnight dog)
by madflug January 22, 2022
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