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The act of getting Nato'd. Nato'd; also known as getting drunk or intoxicated, having sex with a girl, or getting stiff armed by the captain of the football team.
"'We gettin drunk man?' response: 'Oh yea man we're gettin Nato'd'"

"'Hey baby, you wanna do it?' response: 'Ya babe..... Nato.....'"

"'Ja*r, I don't care who you are, get the fuck out of my way' response: 'OH MY GOD NATO!!!'"
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1.) Not Able to Organize

2.) Never At The Office

Kid: (to fellow brat) Hey man, isn't your dad supposed to pick up stuff at the Exchange for us?
Fellow Brat: Nah, hes under the NATO chain of command, remember?
Kid: ahhh yes...
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No Action, Transport Only. this is when you see a guy in the club with about 6 women around him but he gets no play with them. This is because he drove them there and they used him only as a ride
guy1: look at those fine babes he's with
guy2: don't worry, that's a loser from school, he's NATO
by smoKe January 05, 2005
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Various club abbreviations strewn across America
1. North American Truck Organization
2. No Americans Take Orders
3. Next At The O's
by StudyPunkRockism February 29, 2004
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1)Futile attempt at making France feel powerful.
2)The concept of giving Belgium the same power as the United States of America and hoping it all works out.
3)The only thing allowing a coalltion of 45 countries to be called "unilateral military action"
by Ebot March 21, 2003
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N. Not a Tool of Society

A. Same as NTOS

B. Not much can be said about these creatures for they remain mysteriously hidden from the world and the general public.

C. Typically non-religious but ubertastically and virtuously spiritual.

D. Usually a loner but can be known to have a small circle of trusted friends. No more than 5, and thats elaborated.

E. Known to hold careers such as astronauts, shaman, artists, underground musicians that never go mainstream for fear of being tainted, ninjas, judges, revolutionary leaders like Gandhi, etc.

F. Also known to wander the earth like a survivalist gypsy in order to live a completely free life devoid of earthbinding behaviors.

G. One who is always attempting to awaken themselves and awaken others in the process.

H. Sacred and endangered species.

I. Known to be slaughtered, killed, or tortured mercilessly until they commit suicide in the UTOSes hopes of becoming a NTOS/NATOS.
Sheep: "BAAAAAAAA!"

Boy: "Hey ma! Is that a NATOS/NTOS?

Mother: "No honey, that's just a UTOS in NTOS/NATOS disguise. You can identify one by it's habits and attire if you know one long enough, but beware UTOSes will suck the life from your veins like a vampire."

Boy: ); (cries)


Elizabeth: "I tried to sabotage myself to save my boyfriend from turmoil but it was too late. Turns out I changed into a NTOS/NATOS and he still became a UTOS...LFS" ):


"I knew a NTOS/NATOS once. Unfortunately a large group of UTOSes came together and murdered him in an attempt to gain more power... I guess they read it in a book or something."
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Nines and tens only.

The phrase was coined by The Shameless crew/ Connected Ent
That girl is NATO!

Its all about chicks that are NATO!
by Abszie February 27, 2008
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