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zach nichols 

An MTV RW and Challenge series cast member who frequently degrades women with the belief that he's entitled to demonstrate superiority being part of the 'greater species'. This little bitch cries when he's tasked to complete challenges that involve changes in barometric pressure i.e. underwater dives & uphill climbs. He literally curls his herculean body into the fetal position and screams a high-pitched banshee scream and lashes out at onlookers who are in disbelief of the pitiful sight, hypocrisy and piss poor sportsmanship. Oddly, he also restricts his dating pool to an incestuous subset of only MTV cast members and turns hateful once the relationship fizzles out.
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Jack Nicholson 

One of the greatest and most respected actors in Hollywood, even when have played some crappy roles the fact that he is indeed an amazing actor can't be denied....also known for having a very weird personality, along with one of the scariest eyes on the industry.
person 1: The Shining was amazing
person 2: A flew over the cuckoo's nest was better....
person 1: Are you on Crack!?
Jack Nicholson by endemoniado March 24, 2005

Nicholson 

Boy Who Gets Pussy No Matter What And Is Packing Big Meat
Damn That Boy Nicholson is Packing
Nicholson by BBCNIBBA July 29, 2019

Nicholson 

Nicolson is a term for a friend that has your back no matter what.

A Nicholson is loyal, loving, salt of the earth, kind, funny as fuck and quite possibly an excellent lover.

To have a Nicolson is to have a rare treasure for they are few are far between.
Great nicholson's are hard to find, impossible to leave and hard to forget.
Nicholson by Ilovetiger August 9, 2016

Jack Nicholson 

Jack Nicholson is the greatest and coolest actor of all time, along with Robert De Niro and Al Pacino. He's incredibly sexy, even now as an older man. He's also the most Oscar winning actor with three wins, also having the most Oscar nominations with twelve. He is most known for his roles as Jack Torrance in 'The Shining'. The Joker in 'Batman', Randall Patrick McMurphy in 'One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest', and Frank Costello in 'The Departed'.
Jack Nicholson's Oscar Winning Roles:

Leading actor in 'One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest' (1975)
Leading actor in 'As Good As It Gets' (1997)
Supporting actor in 'Terms Of Endearment' (1983)

NIcholson's Oscar Nominations:

Easy Rider (1969)
Five Easy Pieces (1970)
The Last Detail (1973)
Chinatown (1974)
Reds (1981)
Prizzi's Honor (1985)
Ironweed (1987)
A Few Good Men (1992)
About Schmidt (2002)

He didn't even get an nomination for one of the best performances in cinema history in The Shining!!!

Polly Nichols 

(August 26, 1845-August 31, 1888) The first recognized victim of Jack the Ripper. Born Mary Ann Walker in Whitechapel, known as "Polly" by her friends and family, she married William Nichols in 1864 and had five children with him (Edward John, born 1866; Percy George, born 1868; Alice Esther, born 1870; Eliza Sarah, born 1877; and Henry Alfred, born 1879).

In 1881, they separated; Polly's father, Edward, accused William of having an affair with the midwife during Polly's last pregnancy while William argued that their marriage continued for three years after the affair and accused Polly of leaving him at least four times; each time they reconciled, he claimed, she began drinking again. Whatever the story, young Edward Nichols was estranged from his father and lived with grandfather Edward; at his mother's funeral, the young man refused to associate with William.
William was still obliged to send financial support to his wife, but when he found in 1882 that she sometimes turned to prostitution, he refused to send any more.
Polly became an alcoholic drifter, trapped in a cycle of doss-houses, workhouses, drinking, prostitution, and wearing out her welcome with relatives.
At age 43 and five-foot-two, Polly Nichols could pass for ten years younger; she had greying dark-brown hair, high cheekbones, brown eyes, and olive skin. She was well-liked by friends and was pitied by many. Still, she was arrested for drunken and disorderly conduct, placed in workhouses for sleeping on the streets, and lived off of charity and casual prostitution.

On her last day, August 30 of 1888, she had three clients, but her taste for gin overruled; she'd told a friend an hour before her murder that she'd earned money for a bed three times over and she drank all the money away. She arrived at the doss-house at 1:30 AM, drunk and penniless. But she felt very confident about finding another client because she was wearing a new hat and felt she looked very pretty; she was drunk, she was missing five front teeth, but she declared, "See what a jolly bonnet I've got!"

She was found on the sidewalk of Buck's Row by two workers at 3:40 AM, she'd been dead for about 20 minutes. Her skirts were pulled up almost to her waist. Her throat had been cut and, later in the mortuary, it was found that she'd been slit open from groin to sternum and her vulva stabbed.
At Polly's inquest, Edward Walker said of his daughter, "I don't think she had any enemies; she was too good for that."
Polly Nichols by Lorelili October 7, 2012

Mrs Nicholson 

The fattest teacher at Wisbech grammar school, she got sacked not long ago, can’t speak for her life,talks as slow as anyone could ever speak, her room stank of piss,no one liked her,n had white stains all up her bum
Does anyone know mrs Nicholson? Yeah the fat one at Wisbech grammar school with rainbow coloured hair and the chunkiest fanny going,and send girls out for putting their hair up being very jealous as she has no hair, n all the students use her lessons as a ‘doss’ lesson.
Mrs Nicholson by WGS haters March 16, 2019