a person who thinks radeon video cards are good
OMG he such a mystery
by andrew June 13, 2003
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A kinder, more gentle and playful word used to describe the asshole, rectum, and/or anus.
"My mystery hole sure does hurt something bad today."

"How in the world did she get that thing inside her mystery hole in the first place?"
by www.babysue.com April 9, 2006
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Nigga who wears hood and does voodoo
Mace Windu, mysterious nigga
by ts98 March 16, 2014
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There you are, comfortably seated, and just finished doing your business, when you realize, There Is No Freaking Toliet Paper! Karma has chosen this moment to give you that little payback you know you've got coming ;)

Presented with few cringworthy options, you notice the small waste basket your girl keeps next to the toilet. Therein lies the "Mystery Wipe."

Now this is a real gamble. Like a bad fortune cookie, you just don't know what you're gonna get. But, after pondering the alternative, you close your eyes and reluctantly dig-in, hoping for the best. We've ALL been there;)
Man, we ran out of toilet paper and I had to "go-fish" in the Mystery Wipe!
by Valhalla MMA May 13, 2019
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The designation of a type of geocache used in the GPS game of geocaching that contains an unknown element that needs to be figured-out before the location of the cache becomes knowable. Examples of mystery elements that a mystery cache could contain include: games to play , field puzzles using information found at the listed coordinates, information hidden within the cache page or content, passwords, ciphers or codes and many more possible unknowns.
Holy crap, it took me a week to discover that the password to that mystery cache was shamalamamoomoo!
by swagzombie June 15, 2016
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Three epic men in three epic colours (blue, pink and green) that started an epic trilogy in which there are epic stories are created. The mystery men also sparked a side trilogy which contains the epic stories of the mystery men and guests conquer skegvegas... THEN THE WORLD!
The mystery men conquered the world faster than hitler, communism and alexander the great combined.
by The Mystery Men March 26, 2019
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The biggest dick in all gaming history.

He's an optional boss in kingdom hearts, birth by sleep. He has 2 lightning energy dagger type weapons and he can cast pretty much all the strongest spells such as meteor, megaflare, death, and all of his melee combos bring you to 1hp almost, he also turns invisible at half health and you can no longer see or lock on to him or see where he's coming from, he can make multiple clones of himself that can all do the same attacks and he has an attack that erases all of your special attacks.

Also if you start doing a moderate amount of damage to him he will either put up a temporary shield that makes any damage heal him or he will stop time, reverse it, teleport behind you, begin an attack, and then unfreeze time again.
"Oh hey its Mysterious figure, maybe i should fight hi-"
*1hp*
*dead*
"What just happened?!"
by White Key June 28, 2011
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