"I don't know why Mr. Peabody feels
the need to drive that horrible new rectumobile. He must
through a mid-life crisis."
"Gertrude is driving
one of those annoying
rectumobiles now. Doesn't she realize that everyone thinks she's nothing more than a pathetic old maid with money?"
"There are so many rectumobiles on the road. It just
goes to show how many assholes there are in the world."