a shithole town where if you're not related to at least 80% of the people, then you've slept with 80% of the people.
notorious for it's bums, drugs, and our latest addition, Subway.
notorious for it's bums, drugs, and our latest addition, Subway.
"man, what a dilemma. i want to get laid today, AND see my family. good thing i have to go to MYRTLE CREEK. two birds one stone.
by buttttttttttt October 12, 2008
A nice, sunny town in South Carolina that for some reason, tourists flock to every summer. I live here and it seriously isn't as terrible and ghetto as all the other definitions describe it. Like any town, you're gonna find rough areas with rough people and nice areas with clean people. I assure you that the nice areas take up most of the city. Having lived here for 14 years, I've never heard about gangs or prostitutes in the area. Sure, there's a lot of bars, clubs, sketchy neighborhoods, plus being a TOURIST VACATION SPOT of COURSE there's going to be a thousand people from out of town here to get drunk, have sex, get violent and commit crimes ON THEIR VACATION. DOES THIS MAKE THE LOCALS OF MYRTLE BEACH BAD PEOPLE? NO. If anything, the residents of Myrtle Beach are mostly made up of old, rich people. Myrtle Beach is a very nice city with fun places and attractions for the whole family such as Coastal Grande Mall, Broadway at the Beach, Myrtle Waves water park, Nascar speedpark and much more. There are NOT any terrible ghettos here filled with prostitutes, gangs and sex offenders. The only thing you have to fear in Myrtle Beach is the DAMN TOURISTS.
Bill: Hey wanna head down to Broadway at the Beach with me? Or maybe the Mall? Or to a bar? Or a club? Or some other tourist attraction?
Tom: No way, it's the middle of the summer. All the fucking tourists are flooding in and making Myrtle Beach look like shit right now, let's wait until at least September so we can have the tourist attractions to ourselves and not 5 million tourists.
Tom: No way, it's the middle of the summer. All the fucking tourists are flooding in and making Myrtle Beach look like shit right now, let's wait until at least September so we can have the tourist attractions to ourselves and not 5 million tourists.
by orangecandles October 23, 2010
Myrtle Avenue is a avenue in Brooklyn and Queens that is often busy. It starts off at Jamaica Avenue near Lefferts Boulevard in Richmond Hill and goes all the way to Flatbush Avenue in Brooklyn. Myrtle Avenue is esp. a major street in Ridgewood. The Q55 serves the Queens stretch of Myrtle Avenue and the B54 serves the Brooklyn stretch. In addition, the M train serves a significat stretch of Myrtle Avenue in Brooklyn.
Forest Park is by Myrtle Avenue
by NYC Metalhead September 5, 2006
Moaning Myrtle is a term used most commonly in South West England for a teenage girl who has multiple sexual partners. It originates from the Harry Potter series and is called so as a moaning myrtle moans during intercourse
by Sara is short November 7, 2005
(Noun) Location in South Carolina known for STDs, whores, and heroin. A vacation destination for degenerates around the east coast.
(Verb) The sexual act of cramming blow into a stripper's booty hole for the purpose of having her fart it up her nose.
(Verb) The sexual act of cramming blow into a stripper's booty hole for the purpose of having her fart it up her nose.
I spent the week in Dirty Myrtle and received a large dirty Myrtle from a woman of the night down on Mr.Joe White ave!
by Blkthrne June 10, 2020
A great place to travel to during the summer. It's the best beach town on the East Coast of the U.S. and is loaded with lots of hot chicks.
by JohnZMD February 20, 2009
A place where band geeks, orchestra dorks, and choir kids go every April to get fried and have sex with each other. It is essentialy Vegas for high school music departments. Oh yeah, and there's also a music department competition somewhere buried in there. But mostly it's just about getting high and fucking.
by BandBurnout April 21, 2010