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Surf Ambassador Hendo slang term for an attractive female whether her attraction is physical, creative, mental, psychological, or hypothetical. Basically, a stone fox!
Frother: Dude, did you check out Rashida Jones in the latest myrtle monday?

Rando: Who in what?

Frother: Yeah I know, she's a total myrtle!
#mrtle #babe #myrtle beach #surf ambassador hendo #surf slang #hot chick #stone fox #independent woman
by Surf Ambassador Hendo March 21, 2011
Another term for a nigger
Did you see that myrtle pissing on the train earlier?
#nigger #nigga #monday #jigaboo #sharpton
by Ooodle October 31, 2014
southern slang synonym for vagina
my myrtle itches but i don't want to scratch it in public.
#coochie #crotch #kittycat #puss #coocoo
by stephanie anne August 31, 2007
Slang term to describe only the worst kind of criminal. Ferocious, unrelenting, hardcore, psychotic crazy person. Feared by even the most notorious of mobs and mafiosos, a Myrtle, often serves as a type of hired gun to "take out the trash" when all others have failed, but usually works for free simply for "the love of the kill". In some countries a myrtle is regarded as a myth due to it's ability to stay "under the radar" leaving no trace of it's devoured victims. No Myrtle has ever been convicted of a crime due to the tendancy of witnesses to disappear.
Pissing off a Myrtle is a deathwish.

Mob Boss 1: Hey Joey! The iceman screwed up the job!
Joey: Get me the Myrtle....
#synonyms: ice truck killer #bay harbor butcher #agent 47 #rooster #smith
by hotturner February 03, 2010
The act of screwing a Mexican Chick from behind while in a warm climate, pulling out and only managing three minutes. In the act of doing so, you scream I am the wizard.
When I was on vacation I was pulling a Myrtle.
#screwing #mexican #three minutes #jay #armpit
by Chris Mark September 10, 2007
a boys name :p not a girls name as many VERY stupid people may think.
i LOVE myrtle moo the cow...>>>>HE<<<< is sooo fit
#myrtle #cow #moo #fit #name #girl #boy
by kathythesmexygirl March 23, 2008
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