when your dad leaves you because you've became a disappointment to this dumbass earth and your family. how could you be so useless?
by how to commit unalive part 1 January 21, 2022
It's a more 'pure' and 'innocent' version of saying "choke me, daddy"
It's kind of like a chocking kink
It's kind of like a chocking kink
by -aYo hItMaN BAnG InTroDuCeS-- April 29, 2019
an instruction to have sexual intercourse during the festive period. Plum my pudding and stuff my turkey would be synonyms
I love you Alfed. Stop wrapping those presents and come father my christmas
He was fathering my christmas all day long when we should have been shopping for the kids presents
He was fathering my christmas all day long when we should have been shopping for the kids presents
by charrc April 24, 2006
This is toast
He is my father
I watch him being fucked by my mom mickey mouse 24/7
No, dont judge me
I get happy when my dad tells me im adopted
yay, im sending this to discord now
He is my father
I watch him being fucked by my mom mickey mouse 24/7
No, dont judge me
I get happy when my dad tells me im adopted
yay, im sending this to discord now
by Libsu September 3, 2017
A greeting used to proclaim one's intention to kill based on past murders. More specifically, if you happen to be in the movie The Princess Bride.
Person 1: Hallo. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Person 2: Dude, wtf?!
Person 1: Princess Bride moment.
Person 2: Oh got it! AAAAAAAH (*runs away screaming)
Person 2: Dude, wtf?!
Person 1: Princess Bride moment.
Person 2: Oh got it! AAAAAAAH (*runs away screaming)
by lrb323 December 12, 2010
A place where felBJraTIVE kind quplextion and imquplextion goes when they are good and saved and pass away from the living flesh and relbjalood body of earth 🌎. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.
I invented and made and created in my father's kingdom there are many BeJrooooms.by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.
by bjtutall August 18, 2022
My father is the person who jacked it in my mother then found out I was gay and then said "Goodbye son, I'm getting some milk" and was never heard from again
by WishIsGay June 13, 2022