You always get your blackjack one or two hands after you lower your bet.
If you take the phone with you outside, say to garden, it will never ring, but if you leave it inside there will be several messages on your voicemail.
If you take the phone with you outside, say to garden, it will never ring, but if you leave it inside there will be several messages on your voicemail.
by andy1 July 20, 2005
examples of Murphy's Law:
1: "the one day you forget to brush your teeth, it's picture day at school!!"
2: "the one time that you make me a pom-pom bow to put in my shoe, i have to dance! darn that murphy, he never takes a day off..."
1: "the one day you forget to brush your teeth, it's picture day at school!!"
2: "the one time that you make me a pom-pom bow to put in my shoe, i have to dance! darn that murphy, he never takes a day off..."
by ashley!!!!!!!!! September 20, 2008
by charles r. mckinney June 16, 2006
More or less, if a cat always lands on its feet, and the bread always lands peanut butter side down, then if you strap a piece of bread to a cat and drop it, what happens? It implodes.
by bob_the_russian November 5, 2003
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